Kyle Acker

ladies and gentlemen, the sign-off 🫡

35 years ago tonight, a food chemist from Illinois named Clark Wilhelm Griswold put down a $7,500 deposit for installation of an in-ground swimming pool while assuming his upcoming Christmas bonus would cover the rest.

When your name is on the floor and you’re drinking a beer named after you. You’ve made it. #Legend

We don’t deserve them. Truly man’s best friend.

The greatest New Yorker cartoon of all time.

“Hey… Look at us. Who would’ve thought? Not me.”

Timeline cleanser.