lucia 🍉

The teenager bagging groceries today asked if I wanted my bread on top. I said yes. He nodded seriously and said, "Good call. Structural integrity is everything." Then he arranged my bags like he was building a cathedral. His coworker laughed at him. But my bread arrived home unpunched, my tomatoes unbrushed. Sometimes the people who care too much about small things are exactly who we need.

// deltarune spoilers there's something so funny to me about the possibility of kris talking on the phone with the goddamn knight while making chocolate milk. the knight has a phone with whatsapp and shit. missed call from the roaring knight. satan is texting you

Someone draw the MDR 4 in these

‘Home Alone 2’ director Chris Columbus says he wants Donald Trump’s cameo removed: “I just wish it was gone. I can’t cut it. If I cut it, I’ll probably be sent out of the country.”

Pedro Pascal shows support for Rachel Zegler via Instagram Story

Not my house but I know my way around.