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@itz_taser Person wey make the sound track can never make heaven 😁😁😁the last part faint,..that lady should go thank God, the boy for comot her teeth

I stopped trying to bull¥ my younger brother when I was in JSS1. I tried b3ating him one time and he held my hands so tight that I couldn’t remove it, that was the last time I ever tried that nonsens3, before he’ll end up disgracing me. As a woman, you can’t compare yourself with a man no matter how small he is.

@qroniqls You fit shoot shot then make she still tell you something wey go vex...in the name of she want to see how serious you dey ...no too blame yourself,..if she noticed she for give you green light

Back in pharmacy school in Sagamu, I had a crush on a medical doctor at the teaching hospital. I didn’t have the guts to shoot my shot. She later moved to the US. About 20 years later, we were chatting on Facebook and I confessed my crush from back then. She sent a long string of 😂 then said, “It was obvious to me then and I waited and waited and waited for you to make a move but you didn’t.”

@pallnandi Akwa Ibom ladies asked with ease

Men ONLY: Have you ever dated a woman who initiates sex… or is that rare?

@oku_yungx Tomorrow we go hear forgot my past

“The first time i had a 3 some, i was so into it with the woman that i forget about the man” 💀

Hello @victorosimhen9 i would love to cook for you and your friends if possible when you are in Nigeria. I own a small business that caters to taste buds and give grand satisfaction. My kitchen is mostly known for traditional delicacies, i would appreciate your patronage🥹🙏.

@Dammi_Esq Rent out the property, and travel far,.. selling might not be good options

I was one of the witnesses who testified against a cult!st from my street in court. This guy has caused a lot of trouble in our neighborhood, and I was proud to stand as a witness against him. However, there is a problem. I was expecting the court to sentence him to life impr!sønment, but they did not. Instead, he was given only two years impr!sønment The law, what will happen to me when he is released in two years? Is this not an indirect D£@th sentence for me? Cos this guy will surely come for me How can the law protect me as a witness now? ​I am a landlord on this street with four daughters. If I were a tenant, I would simply pack up and relocate, but as a property owner, I am stuck. I am genuinely afraid. What is the way out for me?" ©️The People’s Parliament

@Wizarab10 Is it not well with your soul

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@Ikino666 You have a boyfriend, but you still want him to know you,..you dey sell Aboki perfume?or what is he knowing again

So this guy slid into my DM last month and I told him upfront that I had a boyfriend. He still insisted on getting to know me, and I eventually agreed. We started talking regularly, and eventually moved to WhatsApp, and not long after, he asked me out on a date. The first date was nice… he took me to a fancy restaurant and then to the beach. I had a really good time. We went on about three dates in total, and honestly, he spent more on me than my boyfriend ever has. But regardless, I still loved my boyfriend more. Then he asked me out for a fourth date, but this time he wanted me to come over to his place. I already knew where that was heading, so I declined because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. That’s when he got upset and asked me to refund all the money he had spent on me since I wasn’t willing to come to his house. I didn’t even argue… I just blocked him immediately. Like… did I force him to spend that money? Not like I didn’t tell him I had a boyfriend. Twitter guys <<<<<

@treatpworld @Dating_Diary2 Una no get any military relatives?.go ask why no omonile for that estate at General paint bus, they didn't even ask for millions, I think they didn't allow trucks to bring in sand or something...use military

@Dating_Diary2 I heard reporting to the authorities will only worsen the situation

We bought a land. We paid in full. We have all documents. We are building 4 simple rooms on the land. The Baale of the area sends his boys to stop the work and ask my husband to come and see him. He demands 20million Naira. My husband has taken everyone he knows to go and beg him, he declined. He finally insists on 10million. The wood and cement we bought, we had to quickly carry them away to safety. This is past 2am, my husband is sitting outside and deeply sad. He hasn't slept a wink. A fellow man, who the Heavens gave leadership chooses to use his role to weaponize the people. Just a mean land grabber, who takes people's lands or makes them pay huge amounts to him before they can build. We have offered to pay 2.5m, he refused. We have offered 5m, he refused. A man whom we owe nothing. A man whom we did nothing to. A man whom kingship was given to protect the people. I havent seen my husband break down like this in a long time. He is so sad. His blood pressure is off the roof. I watched him drop tears like a baby. The pain cuts soooo deep. This is what a man does to another. Dear Lord, you say the heart of a king is in your hands and you can do with it what you wish, please dont let this king take my husband's life with such brutality. I know we are helpless and we cannot fight him. But you say you are the God who fights for those without chariots. Please show mercy from above. The cost of building the 4 small rooms is less than what he is even demanding. Two people's land before us, he has grabbed fully. They say if you beg him harder, he grabs it completely and takes away the option to pay the 10million. Dear Lord, show up. Show up. Show up for me please. Don't let an earthly king consume my husband like this. Please show up! #chiomaifeanyieze

@itzchristunique @nollyclips28 Attend and make sure you chop and do lots of take away

@nollyclips28 They have refused to pay me back my money

My friend is insisting I buy her wedding Asoebi which is about 150k or I should not come at all. I bluntly refused and told her I can't pay such amount of money for it. I am also part of her committee of Friends and we are already donating a huge amount of money for her.. I also promised to handle all the bottle and pure water that will be used that day yet she's insisting I join her Asoebi and pay for it. Her wedding is coming up this Easter season and I had donated my own money for the committee of Friends.. So Yesterday after having back and forth with her, I told her I will not come again. I messaged the admin in our group and asked for a refund and this woman told me my friend said she shouldn't refund me. I don't understand, who gave her the right over the money? I thought she wasn't supposed to know anything about the committee of Friends and the donation? I tried calling her this morning and I found out she had blocked me everywhere.. Edith if you're seeing this, God will punish you..

@TashaRoyal9 @itzchristunique For wedding wey the man go still cheat on her 😂

@itzchristunique A friend contacted me last month that her wedding is coming and she'd want to have me in her asoebi. I just told her that if the asoebi is too cost, I won't buy. Ho ha! Ashoebi 150k Sewing 80-100k Makeup 30-50k Gele 10k At the end of the day you'll be spending close to 400k😂

@BashirAhmaad If you have applied the same energy against BH just maybe we won't be here...even bandits you can't speak up against them,..bashir ahmaad that supports death against people that allegedly blasphemy

You didn’t just leave willingly, you left because you were ordered by the authorities to leave immediately, something you denied last night to massage your ego. Alex, we know you came to Nigeria with a clear mission to ignite anarchy by setting us against each other, but like many before you, that mission has failed. Nigeria is bigger than you and even those who sent you here. Good riddance.

@Prim3Time_X @Wizarab10 Blord dey sanko, you dey here dey drag Wiz, no be waste of energy you dey do

@Wizarab10 This is the date of creation of both domains…the real and the fake site y’all use …Omo even master strategist dey learn for where una dey ….😂this is getting interesting….Full blown scammers everywhere

Twitter people are always looking to humble you. Apart from Davido, the people that donated N500k upward, I have a relationship with them. Somebody dropped N4m. 2 people dropped N3m, someone dropped N2m. Some dropped N1m. Some dropped N500k. They donated because of me. I had to keep the identity of big donors hidden because they didn't want billing. These things are done on trust. This happens with every donation because they trust me. There are some I have to inform when I'm raising fund because they are happy to donate when I call for donation. None of these people have called me a thief because they saw how the money was spent and how I always handle public money. Regardless of the amount donated, all donations are important because they are sacrificial. The people running their mouths are always people that didn't drop shit. People would see someone outrightly call somebody a thief and claim they are demanding accountability. Then start crying you blocked them. They can accept to be called thieves because they don't have integrity. I never thief person money before, so I'll not accept that label from anybody. I wan thief money and I dey update you about money donated in private? I go donate about N500k, come still steal from inside? They think everyone is like them that can stoop low to steal from the vulnerable. I'll not be humble. No be me dem raise money for, and I no chop anybody money. Their papa!

@priye_tanya First thing first no return anything... second thing don't honor her invite to meet you physically... third thing and last thing keep small money for spiritual work, because she no go fit arrest you with police...but she fit do juju 😂😂😂

Guys, I accidentally collected money from a lesbian on this app yesterday… and I’m not even into women 😭 We’ve been calling each other “dear” and “my love” in the comments, but I didn’t think it was that deep. She DMed me on Sunday saying she likes me, and I said I like her too, not realizing she meant it romantically. Yesterday, she asked for my account details and sent me 200k with the caption: “Can you be my girlfriend?” Then she asked if I saw her message… I said I didn’t understand, and that’s when she made it clear she wants us to be lovers. I haven’t replied yet 😭 I think I gave her the green light without knowing 💀

@Letter_to_Jack Knack her so very hard

Give a solid advice that is not longer than 5 words.

@aproko_doctor Cold is better oh, people will smell less

Extreme heat or extreme cold, which do you prefer and why?

@ogechi_dickson @Wizarab10 E no concern you no be you go tell me how to handle my matters

That simply means you never loved her in the first place. Come to think of it, what if you got infected with something all in the bid of getting revenge from someone you know her other partners. You are happy knacking her eating no go. Are you really happy about it? Tell yourself the truth.

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@Wizarab10 You went to deliver perfume and was comfortable to seat until he came sat besides you…..ashawo dey your eyes, dm I can make you enjoy sex in different ways

This is a tough one, so stay with me. An erect penis or lubricated vagina, isn't necessarily a sign of arousal. The body could be aroused even where the mind is not. In order words, the erection or wetness does not reflect the intent of the heart. It is called Arousal Non-concordance. Also, rape and arousal can happen simultaneously, and one does not exclude the other. The body responds to pain and pleasure. Orgasm during rape isn't an expression of pleasure. It is an example of an involuntary response to pleasure. It is irrelevant that you orgasmed, it is irrelevant that you enjoyed the sex. The pleasure is after the fact. You were raped! I'm so sorry you were raped. Nobody should have to violate your body like this. He gave you a moment you didn't ask for, nor consented to. He has destroyed the relationship you held so dearly and left you picking up the pieces where you masturbate to a memory that has held you bound and damned, unable to emotionally and intimately commit to your partner. You were raped and that is not okay. My only fear is, judging from your last paragraph, you want another round of this - this time consensually. You just might bury yourself in a hole you may never be able to get out from.

@HonestarsenalF If you are not fetish a lady's menstrual blood shouldn't trigger you that bad,.. anyways she missed a bullet...she for see shege for your hand

@Nyaburinyauma @Ox_Bandan @Talkgriezman You all say she is telling lies, what if she had fibroid surgery?

@Ox_Bandan @Talkgriezman She said no

I’ve just noticed something unusual on my new girlfriend's belly, and I’m really concerned. Please, does anyone know what it might be?