Des Lee

@Christie_Whelan Just remember. This too shall pass. Unfortunately it passes and it gets to 3 which is worse. And then 5-6 which is awful. A brief glorious period of magic at 9. Then you get a teen. I’m there now. Help.

Does anyone have any special magical tips for dealing with the terrible twos? Just asking for myself seeing as I have had a cup of tea kicked on me, a jug of milk poured on me, smacks to the face, kicks to the boobs and loooooots of screaming. HELP 🙃

@rohansuppiah Yep…

The gila gene in the family rears it’s ugly head again., fuck you, Cindy Lee, why?

Our floors were cleaned yesterday. Today the smaller child repeatedly did cartwheels in one specific spot while eating greasy chips. Why even. #hellbeastchronicles instagram.com/p/Ck-dYBSLeoX/…

Had a nice gaming day for the first time in ages. Word Slam, My City, Verdant, Cat In the Box, Push, So Clover and Palastgeflüster were on the menu. Also chicken wings and a pretty passable pulled pork. instagram.com/p/Ckm_qxeLLp8/…

I buy pops basically to make memes now. instagram.com/p/CkSGOA5rxyH/…

Me rn after finding these HOTD pops at JB Hi Fi. instagram.com/p/CkSBTQ6rsze/…

Dear Gina, up yours. Love, Donnell. #australiandiamonds instagram.com/p/CkLF4TSLhbv/…

We spent a lovely Sunday afternoon in the company of a red headed orphan in Penrith. @ Joan Sutherland Performing Arts Centre instagram.com/p/CkC9ZJorT1t/…

I impulse ordered myself an Otamatone. instagram.com/p/CkA8MGTLNQU/…

Just posted a photo @ Henson Park instagram.com/p/CkAnZpyrmXo/…

Bethany got to do junior mascot again at @sydneyswansaflw - thank you @maddycollier for being her run-out buddy! instagram.com/p/CkAlj0hrhX4/…

A great afternoon out at Henson park to cheer on @sydneyswansaflw @ Henson Park instagram.com/p/CkAlBf_rXGc/…

In a sure sign that the school holidays are coming to a merciful end, the smaller girl has adopted a box to sit in while purring. #hellbeastchronicles instagram.com/p/CjfKKmULS-q/…

At Henson Park for an impending deluge (hopefully of goals but more likely rain) @sydneyswansaflw @ Henson Park instagram.com/p/CjbyforvjzG/…

I decided to Asian this morning. instagram.com/p/CjbcU9fPO6o/…

The old Wii has been sitting in the garage for years. Dragged it out and surprisingly it still works! I guess the kids are going to use it a bunch during the holidays. instagram.com/p/CjSOweUrYqt/…

At the end-ish of a tedious week, I made pappardelle with a beef rib ragu. Goes alright. instagram.com/p/CjFY2syLXMs/…

Just posted a photo @ Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) instagram.com/p/Ci4ByFBLBIz/…

The wait for fun has been temporarily halted for a cavalcade of unemployed people. @ Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) instagram.com/p/Ci3-O7qr8ct/…

Fun is imminent. #aflgf #goswans @ Melbourne Cricket Ground (MCG) instagram.com/p/Ci3yE8HvHiS/…