Anna Bananna

👀 You have got to be kidding me. theatlantic.com/politics/archi…

UK back to being in the bottom 2 with Germany #Eurovision2023

@tehabe Happy happy birthday auch an Dich! ❤️

Portraits famous photographers have taken of their partners (a thread):

Me trying to get friends to commit to a plan

listen babes if 2023 isn’t feeling good to you yet then that’s fine. it’s the middle of winter and you’re tired. you’ve fallen out of a routine over Christmas & you need longer to find your feet again. these last few years have been tricky, so give yourself time to ease into it.

@dpd_de Habe ich schon gemacht, wir haben praktisch einen offenen Chat in den DMs, dorthin habe ich ja als 'Hilfe' einen Teil eurer AGBs bekommen und dann keine Antwort mehr. Ich schicke sie gerne nochmal.

@dpd_de Mein Paket liegt seit dem 6.12. bei euch und es passiert einfach gar nichts. Und euer Kundenservice schickt mir nur eure AGBs als copy/paste und antwortet dann nicht mehr. Ich weiß nicht mehr, was ich machen soll…

@dpd_de Mein Paket sollte am 6.12. kommen, habe sogar einen Paketshop ausgewählt, weil ihr grundsätzlich nie zu uns nach Hause kommt. Aber jetzt steckt es ewig im Paketzentrum fest. Langsam wird es dringend! Könnt ihr mal schauen?

@RebeccaRHelm Thanks ☺️ Was really curious.

@RebeccaRHelm Are they poisonous?

"Bruh, I destroyed Twitter. Bought an $11 billion site for 44 billion. Took out loans. Tweeted conspiracy theories. Hurt my reputation. My other companies suffered. Stocks went down. Thousands lost their jobs. But guess what? I owned the Libs. I'm the Alpha." - Musk to himself.

Pretty wild something that is clearly a public utility can be single handedly destroyed by a bored unfunny emerald mine heir in less than 60 days.

Liz Truss - Gone. Lettuce - Romaine.

Decades of racism, discrimination, and structural inequality within the health care system will mean that people of color, immigrants, LGBTQ people, young people and those trying to make ends meet will bear the brunt of forced pregnancy policies.

Today’s decision is a gender, racial and economic justice catastrophe with deadly consequences. Women and people who can become pregnant have been forced into a second-class status. The impacts will fall hardest on Black women who already face a severe maternal mortality crisis.

@tehabe Dank dir sehr! Und jetzt: happy birthday to you! <3