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@DavidLeavitt Working. But can I use this as an excuse to go home early?

How are you spending your last day on Earth before Trump destroys civilization tonight?

@tiredgirlxx Die in 3 months

what would u guys do if u were to get diagnosed with some deadly incurable illness that would kill u in 3 months

@vxylily Itself

In your opinion what is the biggest threat to humanity

@UncannyKam Call Tony for backup

What does War Machine do when he runs out of bullets?

@TheFungi669 D) All of the above

Are Trump supporters ignorant, stupid or is it just a cult?

@hoshizorarock I got "poetry" in kanji tattooed on my ankle but I took my Japanese speaking friend with me to be sure it was correct (I have tattoos in several languages).

この人は頭に足という漢字の刺青をいれてしまっています。 Xで日本人とアメリカ人は多くの交流ができるようになりました。 これから漢字の刺青をいれる時は日本人に漢字の意味を聞いてみましょう。

@OlgaPecorelle I would still buy that

It takes me a long time to make a knitted hat. Mostly because I don't pay enough attention to counting and don't check my work enough. Do I leave it like this hoping to find a customer who will not mind the mistake? Or shall I undo it?

@SkylineReport Dude can't even master his first language...

Trump just claimed he could learn Spanish, move to Venezuela, run for president, and win — all because he says he picks up languages “very quickly.”

@terri4436166795 That would be better than nothing but I still want him in prison for everything he's done.

If Trump was offered the chance to step down and go away without the threat of going to prison would that be acceptable ?

@sighyam I don't have a disability but I would love this. I hate having to fold over the top of the bags and clipping them with clips that always seem to go missing. This is convenient whether you are disabled or not.

Ok I’ve been on the internet long enough… is there a disability I don’t know about that needs this before I suggest just using rubber bands

@Ravenismeee A 10

she's a 10 but she was born male. what is she?

@WorkElizab No no no no!

I found this beautiful hutch at a garage sale last weekend It really came home with me. Should I paint it?

@Motherhoodspx It needs some fairy lights that shine down through the glass.

Coolest cake ever

@Ajain112 If they look enough alike, they could. My brothers are identical twins and could probably use each other's IDs.

A person born as a twin can roam around the world on their twins passport right?

@EODHappyCaptain My cat knows hands are for petting but thinks my feet are attacking him even if I'm just trying to stroke his back with my foot like I would my hand. It doesn't make sense, it's the same movement, just different body part.

Does my dog think it’s disrespectful when I use my foot to pet her, or does she think it’s just another paw?

This guy is terrible on several levels

@BellaBaddie__ Absolutely

Be honest for a second: could you travel alone for a month with no friends, no partner, just you?

@MbarkCherguia Lava. And it was the best thing ever. I wish they would bring them back.

What temperature did these used to get served at?

@joohunit Why would it be weird? If you think you would both enjoy it, I think it's great that you would go together. My mom and I don't live close by right now but when we did, we used to always do stuff together like movies and whatnot.

I deleted my previous tweet, but do y’all think it’s weird for a 29 year old to bring their mom to a concert with them? 😭 Like, I genuinely find it fun to take her and she enjoys the concerts, but I lowkey don’t have anyone else to go with

@uniquemoviemom Note to self: if I ever become a sniper, wear elbow pads.

Elbows gave it away because sniper lean on their elbows when shooting and without padding