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Happy pride month. I wrote a little thing. Just some thoughts on what I'm proud of this month. Would love if you took some time to read it/ shared some thoughts. Love you.

Stranger Things S1: isn’t the 80s crazy! Stranger Things S5: long live the state of Israel

Made an account on the app that’s like this but not horrible. The one that rhymes with flu spy. Idk if saying it on here gets you shadow banned or something

@nicolebourcier @NicholasLissack @PolitlcsUK If they want to live then they’re not only allowed to but encouraged to. Nobody is forcing people to go through with this procedure it’s an absolute last resort.

@NicholasLissack @PolitlcsUK I agree with You. There is already a place to go if somebody really wants to end their days. Also lots of people just want to live even when fighting illness. I know plenty.

🚨 BREAKING: The Assisted Dying Bill has just been published in full - Must be a legal adult, resident in England or Wales, and registered with a GP for at least 12 months - Must have the mental capacity to make an informed, voluntary choice to end their life - Must be terminally ill with a life expectancy of six months or less - Required to make two signed declarations, witnessed, affirming their wish to die - Two independent doctors must confirm eligibility, with specialist and mental capacity assessments if needed - A High Court judge must review the case, hearing from at least one doctor and possibly the person and others involved - A seven-day gap is required between doctors’ assessments, with an additional 14-day reflection period after the judge’s ruling - For cases of imminent death, the 14-day reflection can be reduced to 48 hours - It would be illegal to pressure, coerce, or deceive someone into declaring a wish to end their life or self-administering an approved substance, with penalties of up to 14 years in prison - Excludes both disability and mental illness as eligibility criteria

Bed rotting? No. Just bedtime. Nuh night

In case you’re wondering how Wales is taking Trump’s win, the 3rd most viewed page on Welsh Wikipedia today is Home Alone 2: Lost in New York.

So today wasn’t ideal. But it will be fun to see him talking to Starmer. Unstoppable force meets a very movable object.

When I die, I want to be known as a supporter of trans people. That will be my legacy.

The thing with blocking being removed sucks. I have no use for this app really

@ChrissyD_Comedy @VixLeyton Reporting live from the sidelines

@VixLeyton @maycomedy I hope you’re on this 👀

It’s been a long time coming, but finally after all the hustle of VMAs, SuperBowl half time and global tours, Justin is achieving his dream of performing at *checks notes* Chelmsford Race Course.

@SamParryWSA Nice to see they let Cornwall have a big chunk of Devon too. Always good to see old rivalries put to one side.

Cheers I'll drink to that bro.

In London for like 3 hours and manage to spot @watsoncomedian near Elephant and Castle. What a city what a town.

Anybody know the folks at @FalmouthCringe

Doing some editing today on my Justin Timberlake podcast. Idk if anything big happened to him in the 4 months since we last uploaded

I’ve been told I’m great at promotion @AberComedyFest on Sunday 6th Oct 14:30. May Thompson: Lizard (WIP)

@ChrissyD_Comedy @AberComedyFest Probably gonna use that review for something that’s so lovely

If you're gonna be at @AberComedyFest, do yourself a favour and go and see @maycomedy. Gently weird, deftly written material, deeply likeable stage presence, lowkey/deadpan delivery with a sparkle underneath it.

Come see my show about clowns, coping and Cornwall. It’s good I swear

Started saying "bombs away" when I shake hands with people. They don't know what to make of it.

if you're going to Aber and you're a comic - DO THIS. It will refresh you in ways you didn't think you could be refreshed

Any comics at Aber this year wanna do Dead Material. Its fun and not horrible