Andrew Mayer

If you like “hard copies” of your comedy albums, and just hate how poorly they fly through the air, here is my new solution for you. blondemedicine.com/store/le-havin…

Still a handful of tickets left to see me and @mayercomedy at 10 this Saturday night at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket, RI! I'm really excited for these shows! kismetimprov.com/events/josh-go…

There are just a few tickets left for my late show on Saturday at @kismetimprov in Pawtucket! I'm bringing @mayercomedy with me to open the show too! kismetimprov.com/events/josh-go…

I'm going to just leave this here...

@MrSeanSullivan Sean did the principal really like my math or not

@CaseyMalone Casey the nerve of silently going to a diner while we are in Los Angeles

@TheHangryyAsian But I also just want Everton relegated so bad, it’s an impossible situation

*turns the soccer game on* 5 y/o - who's playing? Me - City and Everton 5 y/o - so we're rooting for Everton, because we never root for City, right? Me - that's right, son 😃

BOSTON: in exactly 1 week, Crossword Show tour kicks off at @WBURCitySpace w/guest solvers @MeghnaWBUR & @mayercomedy. Be there AND be square! <-tepid joke about crossword grids; not the first time I've made it. Tix: wbur.org/events/866637/… Tour dates: linktr.ee/zachsherwin

Soon, the last sliver of electricity and connection will be exhausted. If I die, remember that I, we, were individuals, humans, we had names, dreams, and achievements, and our only fault was that we were just classified as inferior.

@MrSeanSullivan Everything is everywhere and it's all at once

my job? nfl team graphic designer. my mission? to make a bird look as mean as possible

@jamieloftusHELP Stay Hungy

joey is obsessed with me…….

I loved the little bird, it turns out, I didn't know what I had until it was gone

Please excuse my dear aunt Sally, she is terrible at math

The TV remote at my Airbnb has run out of battery, this is the updated version of that twilight zone episode with all the books

Byah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me packing to go on a 3 day holiday

I know it’s just a silly typo but I just saw a place advertising “Whole Boneless Pork Lion” and that is a WILD image

@joshgondelman I do miss soulfire

Hey there’s a new That’s Marvelous out today!! joshgondelman.substack.com/p/33-disappoin…