Maggie Sloan

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Remember when I said I was a 6w5 on the #enneagram? I’m actually a 1w9. Just to update the twitterverse. I can tell you were dying to know. 1s get at me! #enneagram1

I feel like this is a question for Twitter. How do I get a job working with periods? Yes, that’s right. Menstrual cycles. (I’m not expecting to get much of a response here, but that would be cool)

@iamvery @Twitter Hahaha I’m going to have to ask her about that for sure!!

It’s my TEN YEAR Twitter anniversary. I remember setting it up one night with @iamvery & our friend Peter. And I’m pretty sure my first tweet was something obvious like “tweet tweet”. We’ve had our moments @twitter, but I’ve nearly abandoned you these days. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@Averimt @pneumajustice Oh my goshhh I’ve never related to anything more!! This was me 100%

@pneumajustice I was actually the goodie two shoes. But still rebellious in that I was super radical compared to the culture around me where everyone was Christian? I wasn’t afraid to be “out there” But yeah, squeaky clean and naive, prayed for my school, led worship services during lunch, etc

@alexwittscheck People do that on the REG at my company... 😒

Lol @ myself

It’s like one of those “I admitted liking pumpkin spice way before admitting it was cool”

I feel like 2018 is the year everyone is finally admitting they like pumpkin spice, but for some reason this is the first year I haven’t been interested in it at all...

Sobbing at this whole thread 😭

A homeless man approached my boyfriend and me and asked “could you two gentlemen spare a dollar?” #genderfluid?

These dismissive men have no clue the fierce reaction they’re summoning. From deep within the psyche of millions of American women will emerge a power the likes of which they have never seen. #justyouwait

Eating someone else’s leftover birthday cake on a Tuesday. Got ya girl in the cut she ain’t choosey.

@pwiencke Yes they will always be horrible, but deep down if I had some I would never take them off. 😬

I’ve always wondered who the gay one is in the fam...

@KenMunozTweets Thank you!

Afterthought tequila shot when paying the tab at the Mexican restaurant.

@alexwittscheck It’s definitely disguised and I don’t think it’s really intentional, but that’s what’s happening. I donnnn’t like it.

How do I make a living by just being a good/fair person? Asking for a friend...

I sometimes get caught up thinking that this is just what adulthood is. But I know deep down that it can’t be!

I hate the constant competition and the climbing of the fucking workforce. I just want to collaborate with people instead of constantly feeling like I’m against them.