McDad

My daughter asked me how to friend-zone a boy, and I think this is where my years of experience are finally going to pay off

@basedseattle Because ATL is and always has been a mess

TSA wait times in Phoenix are less than 20 minutes. How is it possible that they are 90+ minutes in places like Atlanta and New Orleans? This shouldn't be hard to figure out.

@GHRadio_Mavrick I made the switch on all and love it

Y’all, I’m nervous about going all electric

@oelma__ Salt pepper and garlic powder

What can I put in canned green beans to improve their flavor? I hate them, but we're on a budget and have plenty of them.

@beccasbraves 🙌

That feeling of knowing we are just one week away from Braves baseball

@HustleBitch_ I will be using Visine to pay for things when the apocalypse comes

🚨 PEOPLE ARE JUST NOW DISCOVERING VISINE EYE DROPS COST $2,560 A GALLON — THAT’S HALF THE PRICE OF GOLD… HOW IS THIS NORMAL? A guy broke it down on camera and people can’t believe it. $10 for HALF an ounce. That’s barely anything. Now actually scale it: • 2 bottles = 1 ounce • 128 ounces = 1 gallon • 256 bottles = $2,560 Eye drops priced like a luxury product and nobody questioned it. And now that people are seeing the math… they’re pissed. How is something this small quietly priced like that without anyone noticing?

@gberg88 @wesruckerTBA ❤️

Thank you for loving @wesruckerTBA and thank you for supporting #TeamRucker. 💛 I don’t have words but enough for this, but thank you.

@ThrillaRilla369 You didn’t eat

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

@1ssve Only wear it for workouts now to control my music. Other than that, I went back to nothing or a nice, real watch

one day you wake up and just stop wearing your Apple Watch

@Mello_Proto @TheDrugMoney 🤣

@TheDrugMoney Sure, buddy. Whatever you say.

Collapse of the US stock market has begun.

@Divine_Sass @wffleballhelmet And I will hold on to this cord for eternity

Somewhere in your house is a phone charger that belongs to a device you don’t even own anymore.

@twillypop Been that way for a while or just in the air tonight?

Apparently I’m in my Phil Collins era

@fascinatingonX @SamInspired Cool can I go back to the 90s

🚨 BREAKING: Physicists are saying that a mirror universe exists where time flows in the opposite direction🕜

There’s a reason for this and you aren’t going to like it

@brightafia A job and a family

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@Jane_Doe82 Yep but you’ll have clean breath

I swallowed mouth wash am I gonna die

@HeyyRB Another fad that will eventually become irrelevant

Savannah Bananas was… not fun. Lol. If you’re an actual baseball fan, 0/10 recommend.

@jswtreeman @Bradthemailman Fart knockers are not permitted in this neighborhood

Is fart knocker one word or two? I want this email to the HOA to be flawless.

@TheCatWhisprer @JonOwen1

The rear view camera on my car went out so I had to rotate my neck and turn my head to back out just like they did on the Oregon Trail.

@milesdeutscher Nope. Just fine over here

If your friends aren't talking about: • Claude • Perplexity Computer • Openclaw • Fitness • Investing • Ownership • Automated workflows It's time to find new friends.

@Polymarket Thank God

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