That One

Accidentally deleted my pinned tweet so let's put it back... Old lady likes attention

go on, it's a bank holiday you can slide in these DMs. If you're lucky I might even read it before next Easter!

Tina, we're in our forties. No, I'm not going pay to do cringe fest of a weekender in Benidorm for your hen do. It's your third one, you'll be lucky if I don't wear the same dress to the service, last one was only a couple of years ago😂

No sorry, we're closed. All the banks have gone on holiday.

Of course I'm in a mood, there is free wine but I'm the designated driver...

The chocolate eggs are your easter presents, you ungrateful little shits. When did getting presents for easter become a thing?

@mv_jenkins and twice the price 😤

😩

You're in her DMs, she retweets conspiracies about "genetically-modified" snow unironically. You deserve each other.

and yes, you may slide in to show them off lol

some big shoulders might fix me

Sorry, too busy thinking of what crap tweet to do this easter, pretty sure I used "get your eggs out, lads." already last year.

Your April fools didn't get me, I don't believe anything you say anyway.

One day soon I might actually be able to come here for more than ten mins at a time again

Sit me on your face and tell me how your week went?

Sinful Sunday, but I'm choosing sloth.

sleeping well tonight knowing I am better than anyone who enjoys watching this

What a couple of days, pass the wine or a massive cock...tail.

@Scotty9019 still looking big

A multiple coffee and hope someone flexes some muscles in the DMs sort of day 😴🥱

This working now then, is it?