millennial.ca

Nothing has hit as hard as opening one of these for the first time in 2006. Nothing.

I’m this old

SmarterChild, the original AI companion

If she doesn’t know who he is, she’s too young for you bro

I know we worry about privacy now, but we used to have a whole 500+ page book mailed to us annually with everyone’s name, address, and phone number lol

When I see Gen alpha slang references

Mentally I am here

This is truly what adulthood feels like

Before doomscrolling, there was StumbleUpon

I’m this old

Nothing haunts you like your own Facebook statuses from 2009.

Every millennial’s villain origin story was downloading one song off LimeWire and ending up with 47 viruses and a “Bill Clinton” audio file

Remember in 2009 when Akon was trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful, and landed on “sexy bi*ch”?

POV it’s 2017 and you just got a job at a startup

1 min in the Wendys 90s sunroom would fix me

brat summer is over, it’s Craft girl fall

The outfit that I thought would catch my crush’s attention in 2005

I Spy Fantasy game, 2003

Life peaked when I was 6 and thought this scene was the funniest thing I had ever seen