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@marietemara Fatwhore.

describe me in 1 word

🚨🚨🚨 Jennifer Siebel Newsom and Nick Shirley together have destroyed Gavin Newsom’s chance at a Presidential run. Well done.

@Emilyaustin Congratulations, you’re an idiot! And you win nothing.

I agree with Trump on a lot of things, but I have NEVER agreed more on anything than this statement right here. 10/10, no notes.

@Shunyaa00 Drawn and quartered.

🇬🇧 UK: Stockport - Murshid from Pakistan attempted to rape a 14-year-old British girl. Caught by British patriots. Murshid tried to attack and run. Educated, then handed over to the police. What punishment does Murshid deserve?

@GrahamAllen You’re a silly faqqot in a Zionist cult, propped up by blackmailed pedophiles. Congratulations, you win nothing.

I stand with Trump! Candace Owens, Tucker Carlson, Megyn Kelly, and Alex Jones need to be called out as the Doomer/Woke Right class! The only thing I didn’t like was he missed a few other big name grifters!

@ImMeme0 Typical niqqer behavior, nothing shocking.

🚨BREAKING: Ring camera footage is going viral after a woman caught a man trying to steal her package.

@Michael_Druggan Celebrity justice is a different kind of justice.

The Matthew Perry Ketamine case is so dumb. The man purposefully took a large dose of an anesthetizing substance, alone, in water and then drowned. That isn't the fault of the person who sold him vials of the exact substance he specifically requested to buy. We need to have some personal responsibility here.

@glennbeck Common sense, you fucking moron.

Yesterday, I got community noted for saying that I don't remember Lebanon being part of the ceasefire deal. The note stated that “the ceasefire as announced by the Prime Minister of Pakistan does explicitly include Lebanon." So, my team looked into this. What we found was concerning. Yes, Pakistan did say the deal included Lebanon and Israel. But the U.S. and Iran never mentioned either country in their deal announcements, only that the ceasefire would be in Iran, between the U.S. and Iran. Trump also said "everyone knows that" Lebanon wasn't included. Only after that did Iran publicly side with Pakistan about Lebanon. Israel never said it agreed to the deal, only that it "supports President Trump's" version, WITH its own addition that Lebanon wasn't included. That's 3 different versions of the deal. Which version did the U.S. and Iran agree to? Only the negotiators know for sure. So, why is @CommunityNotes taking the word of Pakistan and Iran over America?

@Aku_700 Hopefully they get whipped in public as a punishment.

Entitled Black tourists get a reality check in Bali! Two Black women from New York and London attacked nail salon staff over a bill dispute. No white guilt, no DEI excuses—Indonesian cops arrested them at the airport and paraded them in orange jumpsuits. Actions have consequences!

@CherokeeOwl What kind of person does this? Usually a black kind. But there are exceptions.

Caught on camera: A tourist in Key West reaches into a coffee shop’s tip jar and steals about $20 while paying for her order. When employees at The Funky Rooster Coffee House confronted her and called the police, officers quickly tracked her down on Duval Street. Bodycam footage shows the woman (a 63-year-old from New Jersey) denying it even after being shown the surveillance video — claiming she might have just “bumped” the jar. She was arrested for misdemeanor petty theft, released on a $1,000 bond, and later pleaded no contest. Her daughter was also present and got a lecture from officers about the situation. Stealing from hard-working baristas and service staff? Not a good look — especially on vacation. Tips are how these folks make ends meet. What kind of person does this?

@marklevinshow Too late, demon.

Megyn, can we at least agree that I absolutely do not want, and would never want, any harm to come to you.  And I have never said otherwise and would never say otherwise.  I suggest we turn down the heat.   mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/me…

Blacks wreck everything. Nothing but a burden on our society. ✊🏾 mol.im/a/15718703

The Iran war isn’t to distract from the Epstein files, you f’n simpletons. EXHIBIT A: mol.im/a/15720049

@GarbageHuman24 Shocking.

@lilycoy__ STFU, attention whore.

the most common thing boys my age say when they see my freckles is “you’d be prettier without them. maybe then someone would even date you” i know they mean well, but it still hurts 🥹🧡

@elenacute01 “Friends.” 🤣 Retard.

I don't care how much you hate wasps, drowning them alive in a jar full of their dead friends is actual serial killer behavior.

Don Lemon sticks his dick in men’s buttholes.

@jibrin_jj Disgusting.

Ashley's sixth meal of the day is a large portion of fried corn and a full plate of stake, and it's just an appetiser. Her 5-year-old son is left with the responsibility of taking care of her when her husband goes to work.

@washghost1 Looks like an Oakland sewer.

This doesn’t look enjoyable at all

@TheDrunkJetsFan Never seen an FBI agent before? Just like every other American police force, it’s full of retarded tubs of shit.

Still cant believe they thought this was a good cast as an FBI agent in the Sopranos