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@kassiesvault EXACTLY OMGGG ite acc so annoying to me

@mutantscab HEAVY on the last one I do not want aunts or family who never even knew who I was as a person coming to my funeral while the people who truly knew me and despite me not being allowed to come because of their gender or ethnicity

top 3 biggest fears during my funeral - that one aunt + everyone else i hate pretending like they knew me - if they serve meat oml - if they dont inv my friends cus of their gender/ethnicity

Just found out I’m pregnant. If it’s a girl I’ll name it Buffy and if it’s a boy I’ll abort

i hope when u see my favorite things you think about me

i just wanna be ur plug in baby

@mgalmm_ it has Already Come

i feel like tipping culture is abt to come to the uae

@kassiesvault i need to know everyth

@mutantscab Every time i tell ppl the shit i did there they’re flabbergasted

Take me backkk to Edinburgh ughhh

got yelled at for being vegan & eating my shitty fries #lovemylife

my sister wants to go to a restaurant w me but theres 0 vegan options and she’ll yell at me if i suggest we go somewhere else or if i dont eat. What the fuck do i do

jennifer’s body, 2009

EVERY DAY IS NATIONAL BAE DAY FOR ME

WHATTJEFUC WHY ARE MY FRIENDS GETTING MARRIED WE’RE NOT OLD ENOUGH FOR TS

cried for 3 hours straight this morning wowsers

No matter how popular he is, he always remains underrated idc

@hisfavstepdad yeah he doesnt exist 😔

ROFLLLL

i think im fundamentally unloveable romantically because aint no way i had 3 ppl in my life all tell me they only loved me as a friend after we were together for A While.

@tayheller @yoncesbuffy comedic genius

@mutantscab @yoncesbuffy i wonder who sent it

HELPSISJDJDJDJ

@yoncesbuffy yes nichest reference ever

@mutantscab The guy who sent me this text?