Karl

Dropped a pen on the floor, decided to bend down and pick it up.

Noticed that our sysadmin had his back turned, decided to take the daring step of accessing my website at work.

Working late again, no one around but me, just ordered pizza, new security guard on duty, he doesn't look right, fingers crossed

Half an hour to midnight, a developer just came in, he'll probably leave after sunrise, I'll probably be here for another few hours

Came into work 5 hours late, boss saw me coming in, asked why I was late, said I was watching "Saw" last night...asked "was it any good?"

Just got briefed on a new urgent task, deadline is today, will have to stay until midnight again...serves me right, damn you "Jigsaw".

Just got home, just thought of a new way to optimize one of my algorithms, thinking of going back to work after the Euro 2008 final

New "Business Center" unveiled yesterday, looks like something out of a 7-star hotel, spans the entire ground floor, going live in one day

Went live this morning, looking outside our window, 102 cars in the visitor car park so far, my guess is it will triple by midday

Got in the elevator with an utterly and totally pissed off customer, he didn't like the new tariffs our organization is imposing nationwide

A colleague got the "go-live" gift he'd always wanted: his desk was removed in his absence and given to the CEO's secretary; he took it well

Too much smog in the air, sinuses can't take it anymore, had to take the day off, looking forward to first breakfast of the week

Waited for two hours, doctor looked me over, said I was fine; a half-decent disease would have at least made the two hours worthwhile

Network is down, production system is down, running out of ideas to pass time, already on my 3rd cup of coffee

@eliotharper Pacman and Mario are all a man needs...at work!

Off sick today, scared to death of having to go to HR tomorrow to give them my sick leave form: SL form + no sick note = ego-shatteration

Dante's "Divina" is no work of fiction. Trust me, I know, because...I've been there. Part 2 coming soon.

@nolimitdomains Wow, disturbing, yet still somehow funny. No, I agree, an old, fat man having lunch with a shirtless kid is just not right.

Best way to piss off HR: Sprinkle your sick and annual leave days over a period of 3 months, taking one every few days.

Two employees got laid off yesterday on ethical grounds; their fully furnished office is now vacant, considering secretly claiming it