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@nocontextalanp

Back of the net!

انضم Ocak 2015
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“Today we’re talking ‘Forced Celebrity Breeding’. Line 2 we have Duncan from Beccles.” “I’d go for Stephen Hawking & Pamela Anderson then you’d create a beautiful genius.” “Or a disabled lifeguard. And I’ll tell you something, you wouldn’t be able to sack them. Not these days.”
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Alan Partridge narrating The Spy Who Loved Me😂
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“What you listening to in lockdown?”
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It’s 14 days of quarantine. What ya doing? Who’s with ya?
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Owen Jones@owenjonesjourno·
Siri, show me the David Brent motivational speech scene meets The Thick of It, with a dash of Alan Partridge
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Billie Eilish - Bad Guy ft Alan Partridge.
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“I looked up and realised it was none other than Peter Purves, it was the height of his Blue Peter fame. He said, ‘You jammy bastard’ and quick as a flash, I replied, ‘Don’t be blue, Peter!' Needless to say I had the last laugh, now fuck off”
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“There's never any graffiti in the hotel. Although in the Gents a couple of weeks a go I did see someone had drawn a lady's part. Quite detailed. The guy obviously had talent.”
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“I’ve been in the business for 15 years but I can’t actually cook!”
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