pauleywannacracker

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pauleywannacracker

@nocrackers30

Basically, what Ryan Gosling would look like if he were always sick with the flu. 🇺🇸🇵🇱🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🏳️‍🌈♥️ #WhiteSox ⚾ [email protected]

Illinois, USA انضم Nisan 2017

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·19 Nis

Rule Number 1 In Life: Don't Be An Asshole!

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1h

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·7h

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What’s the word?

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🇵🇸🏴‍☠️🌻TurboKitty🌻🏴‍☠️🇵🇸@TurboKitty·16h

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Sox On 35th@SoxOn35th·8h

White Sox on Easter weekend: 3-0

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·7h

@Socdem_Michael @KeithOlbermann Ownership almost signed Aaron Judge.

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Michael@Socdem_Michael·8h

@KeithOlbermann This isn’t a coaching issue. The roster is very mid and they have a rough schedule to start the year. Ownership refused to spend like the big boy franchises, so they have an 80 win ceiling.

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Keith Olbermann@KeithOlbermann·8h

I hate to break this to SF Giants fans - who are some of my favorite people - but Tony Vitello is not a major league manager and being a fringe Hall of Fame candidate does not make Buster Posey a baseball genius. It's gonna be a long year🤦🏼‍♂️

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·7h

@7Veritas4 @leebee4life Teddy Roosevelt said that first quote.

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Just Jack@7Veritas4·13h

Famous Wartime quotes by US presidents: “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." - Washington “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." - FDR "A man may die, nations may rise and fall, but an idea lives on." - Truman “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall” - Reagan “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah” - the crazy one

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·13h

Happy Easter 🐰🪺

Ziggy_Sobotka@Ziggys_Duck

Jesus to his disciples today:

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Chicago White Sox@whitesox·17h

Wishing you an egg-cellent Easter, Sox fans!

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·16h

The only word in this tweet I understand is 'grandparents.'

Casual Thursday@CasualThursday

My favorite part of every wedding is the table of grandparents in the back politely listening to sweat drop down my balls skeet skeet motherfucker as they wait for sparkler time.

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໊໊@juniorkingpp·1d

Sharing this because not everybody has a Dad to teach them this stuff

Redd@ReddCinema

EVERYONE THIS IS HOW YOU READ YOUR TIRE SIZE. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

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pauleywannacracker@nocrackers30·1d

Because of all the life insurance checks people cash after the unvaxxed die prematurely?

Marlin, Esq@nostalgiafkninc

Unvaxxed Americans are, in the truest sense, worth more than vaccinated Americans.

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Anonymous@YourAnonCentral·1d

All the President’s men

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@_MissLeandra The only word in this tweet I understand is pussy.

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👸🏾L E A👸🏾@_MissLeandra·1d

“Who want their pussy ate?!” to a room full of 60-yr old Sorors. They quite literally clutched their pearls. I’m tooo through ☠️

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Louie@reallouiehuey

Kamala and Trump were both terrible choices. We the people lost.

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@JaeSambo The first time I heard this song was on an episode of 227 where the black lady from Sesame Street got married. They played it as she walked down the aisle.

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