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@HistoryKE Peeni kina tatu city a few more years zitakaa buru na huruma

Early 1980s Buruburu Ph. 1 was simply gorgeous. Picket fences, clean, kids playgrounds, working drainage….

@WashiraX 1.8b is enough to pay assasins to take out literally ALL KRA employees. Anyway, Naivas owners seem to respect human life🤡🤡

KRA is not playing with Naivas. You know Naivas. Hii tu moja. It was a fully family owned supermarket giant. When the time came to cash out, the owners weighed their options. If they sold the supermarket from Kenya, they would pay insane taxes. So they went shopping for low tax countries. And Mauritius presented itself. It was irresistible. - 0% tax on sale of the company. In 2015, the family registered a shell company in Mauritius. Called it NIL. Then transferred all their shares to this company. So Naivas was now 100% owned by a Mauritian company. To make it even tighter, they added another layer. They set up a second shell company. Called it GFI. And transferred all NIL shares to GFI. So now: • GFI owns NIL • NIL owns Naivas Kenya Proper entanglement. Achana na hiyo yako. As all this is happening, they are unaware of one dangerous sentence sitting quietly in Kenyan tax law. It reads: • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya is a Kenyan resident company. Then the family went looking for a buyer. In 2020: • They sold 30% of the supermarket for 5.2B • By selling 30% of NIL shares So: - Naivas is still owned by NIL - But NIL now has a new shareholder And everything happened in Mauritius quietly. Nothing has changed hands in Kenya trigger anything. • Deal is closed. 0 tax. Bahati mbaya, KRA caught wind that Naivas is gone. Immediately, KRA embarked on a fault finding mission. In 2022, KRA discovered that: - The family has always lived in Kenya. Not Mauritius. - They managed and controlled every single operation of the shell companies from Kenya They invoked the one dangerous sentence. You remember it? • Any company managed and controlled from Kenya, is a Kenyan resident company. KRA said: • These Mauritius shell companies are Kenyan • They must pay tax in Kenya Tax demanded: 30% of 5.2B. Plus penalties • Total Bill: 1.8B Naivas ran to court. The court looked at it, and sided with KRA. Family wakaabiwa walipe tax. Case closed! Lesson. • Structure your offshore company properly. • Or KRA will structure it for you.

The universe is aligned #savage @21savage

@DynamoSuperX Still somehow more intelligent than Klingons

This has to be the stupidest alien civilization in fiction. What did this achieve? 😭

@ODA_HASSAN_ @kilundeezy Pinto wasn't indian. Indians are not Kenyans, and helping colonialists with building lunatic express to help them get to and rape more Kenyans is not a bragging point you fucking looser. Kalambe wahindi matako India

@ntr_engine @kilundeezy Wahindi wamekuwa Kenya ata kabla wazungu wajaamua kuita hii nchi Kenya wao ndio walijenga railway adi kisumu pia wengine kama pio gama pinto fought for independence nobody hates you ni nyinyi ndo mko na selfhate and low selfesteem for seeking acceptance from outgroups mujipende

Give her a break buana

@njemaearth Si muache tu kulewa, ama elite alikununulia pombe

Killer alcohol in Mount Kenya is a depopulation plan by a tribal elite class.

@ODA_HASSAN_ @kilundeezy Peleka matako India, wahindi si wakenya, preserve phenotype chietha. If you hate people to the point of eugenics just go home

@ntr_engine @kilundeezy Whats with the neediness of Ngubus to belong.They are a minority and if they choose to keep to themselves to preserve their genetics/phenotype it's their choice and FYI Kenyan identity was a creation of Colonialists before 1880 nothing like Kenya existed so cut her some slack

@the_nimoh You can't run google ads for 10k bro, be real with yourself

@kokiimichii Okimi

Someone explain to me why I wake up soo hungry especially after having a heavy supper . Assume you are explaining to a donkey .

@gozkybrain4u Give slack a shot brother

No App in the planet has the amount of bugs that WhatsApp does. Jesus Christ 😫

@StanleyMasinde_ Rhoda wote najua ni wajaka

Is Rhoda a Luhya name? Mimi nikiskia unaitwa “Rooda” I just assume you’re from Mulembe Nation.

@robicdigital @jackwere7 Hii ni kuadvertise work yako ama product unauza

@jackwere7 Apana. Weka kama 300$

How much do you guys spend per day on google ads? This is roughly Kes 7,000. Return on investment? Atleast Kes 200,000 worth of sales! This is what I prayed for when I started freelancing!

@kofiwest_gh Why do you even have a tv in 026

How many times do I have to tell you guys to stop mounting your TV in 2026 ? ☹️

@ProtonInspector That's all I have used for 3 years now. Combined with a borehole and a pump, I haven't paid rent, electricity or water bills for 3 years. But solar is still expensive for the average Joe. Cost me 5k USD to setup in Kenya

They came up with an energy producing method that doesn’t boil water and none of you fucking cared anyway

@ExplorerMoment King Tyler The Creater III @tylerthecreator

Queen Elizabeth arrives in Nigeria, 1956

@LyricalDoctor6 Why, assume nimetoka ocha Matsangoni leo

Hizo shop za tao ukienda kununua any electronic gadget then akuambie anaenda kuangalia Kwa shop ingine mahhn toka tu na yeye ,na usinunue

@wannaBeMase Mimi alinipeana nikatokwa macbook

Kidogo anipeane kwa wezi, umbwa yeye, I'm never doing that shit again

@tom_doerr wget and curl >> /path/to/destination does that just fine

Pixel-perfect website reverse-engineering github.com/JCodesMore/ai-…

@Richie_mjamo DS9

Name that series that reaches all these levels