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@babstech_ @Wizarab10 @_belikebaddy @the_beardedsina Iono wan use weytin God created in his own image laugh 😂
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The public asked us to fix @_belikebaddy's legs. It is discourteous to leave him with one leg. I've been getting messages about the 2nd surgery and the donation.
Having conferred with @the_beardedsina, we agreed to send the balance of the Aunty Esther's money (N953k) to him. The account is officially closed. I have also sent my personal donation. Baddy has added his savings to the fund.
We now have N10.5m and $938 out of N19m. That is about N11.8m. We need N7.2m to complete the surgery money. Please send your donations to the Wema Account and we can wrap this up. Thank you for your kindness 🙏🏾
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Wema bank
Obadiah David Adedolapo
If you want to send USDT
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@WatcherGuru Or maybe 90% of people are smart enough to avoid a market built on hype and late buyers funding early buyers.
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@alexanderlinda_ Toor, whenever I’m seeing my menses, I don’t like using whites undies, and I’m very selective of the protein I eat. If we go to the restaurant in times like this, hubby will suggest i get all varieties.
I usually don’t do too much sha, because I don’t want to toilet. Smiles.
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Four words I find most annoying in Nigerian English:
1. Menses: OMG this word annoys me soooo much. My mom used to say it a whole lot and oh it icked me sooooo bad😭😭
2. Protein: Mind you, what’s being referred to is the likes of meat, chicken, egg etc. Why do we have to call it “protein”?
3. Toor: I hate this word so much. It’s so irritating mehn. Like why is your response “toor”? Can’t you think of something more witty?
4. Toilet being used as a verb: As in, “do you want to toilet?”, “go and toilet na”
😭😭😭😭😭😭
5. Hubby/Hubstar: “Why? What? Wetin happen?”
6. Undies: What is that? Why are you shy you say “underwear”? Very common amongst nigerian moms. I dislike it.
7. Smiles: Why would you say that? What do you mean by smiles? Doesn’t that sound weird to you?
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@ArcSadam Thank god for life..
I am looking for a particular comment. But haven't seen it.
Something like "make you later no go catch her dey cheat on you oh"
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"Just a few days ago, my life almost ended. Armed róbbers came into our house. My wife was with me. I was so scared.
I thought it was all over. They collected money and a lot of valuables. I surrendered everything to them so they wouldn't hurt any of us. But even after all that, it still seemed not enough for them. One of them started haràssing my wife, wanting to sleep with her.
I knew this could bring a stigma to my wife for the rest of her life; she might never be happy again. I could not just stand and watch him. I knew I had to protect my wife. I used all my courage and jumped on him to protect my wife. Then, I felt a sharp pàin. Then everything went dark. He shot me in the chest, & they all ran away after that. But look at God! Look at the miracle He did for me.
He did not let the bullet hit any important part. By His grace, I survived. I woke up in the hospital, and they told me everything. As I'm here talking to you, my wife, my family is safe. I'm happy . It is not by my power. It is only God's grace. He kept us save
He saved me for a reason. He showed that He is the greatest protector. I am so happy. I am thanking God with all my heart. My life is a true testimony. Never forget to thank God, no matter what happens. He is always with us. I'm grateful."

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@ChijiokeBr24 @jchristianalex @TrendingEx Ah ah, you people should be taking it easy on this streets oh
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@jchristianalex @TrendingEx Your father should’ve ejaculated into a bottle and burnt it instead of putting it inside that whore you call mom. That could’ve saved us this mistake of a human being.
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Trending video: A bandit was forced to confess after soldiers tied him to a tree.
Translation: Please bring me down I will talk. We are working for one senior army man in Abuja Manga Manga. I swear. x.com/EngineerAdam12…
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@DatNaijaGuy1 @TrendingEx What's 3 months.
A Fvcking week is enough
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@TrendingEx Nigerian president and governors from these states are playing politics with the lives of Nigerians.
Ending insecurity is not a rocket science.
A serious government will do that in less than three months.
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@cz_binance @hoyedotun5 I’m ordering the English print in mass and sending all over Africa, web3, crypto and blockchain must sink into these countries and into the mind of the young people
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