its your girl

missionary so he can see the hate in my eyes for the American government

My dress is see through and I’m wearing black underwear imma kms im already at the restaurant 😭😭

Okay so just do what I want you to do or fuck off ? Why are men like this

Became penpals with my old coworker. Absolutely love writing letters to her, wish I kinda had more penpals it’s so cute

q lindo es dormir con un hombre ojalá fueran buenas personas

til the block button do us part

dont wait to send drunk texts send that shit sober like a real lover

Until someone's son yells my full government name, throws me over his shoulder and tells me we are going home, I will continue to be an absolute menace to society

fuck my chungus life Or whatever the kids are saying these days

Yessss weirdest 24 hours of my life #whattheactualfuck

Just a man with a mustache apparently Learned the hard way

first date idea: you unfollow all those whores

I got 3 dates in the 4 days im back home 💀

@treybolinger Men’s deodorant works better lol

@oopsitscc one. the dude you just slept with at the motel stix left his old spice on the counter

Also got raya, swiped on every hockey man I came across #itwillbemytime

plotting and scheming worked once again

hope u get withdrawals from not talking to me