Banquo's Ghost

@greilsarriskirk @DurhamWASP no, really?

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP If they were "very impudent" one suspects there were amorous expressions within which a husband might wish to know about.

When Evelyn Waugh was asked by Nancy Mitford how he managed his fan mail, he replied…

@bouguereau_stan @DurhamWASP I hope you get jungle rot on your dick

@ownharvest @DurhamWASP I hope you get a splinter under your nail

Regular reminder that this happened:

@DeBallsac @turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl Sure but if she did then her income stream takes on a negative slope PDQ

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl @ownharvest Well, she could easily turn them down and still have an income stream -- so not really her 'boss'.

it's not sexy when a man has a boss

@Michael_Druggan @turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl No sir. I have my own business myself. And I went in thinking, "Now I'm my own boss!" Wrong. Customer service is everything. And that means total dedication to following orders. Without that, there's nothing.

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl @ownharvest Those are her clients not her bosses. It's a different relationship even if it has some similarities.

@turbo_xo_ @Aella_Girl 🎯

@Aella_Girl @ownharvest What about the guys who give you money to have sex with you and follow their instructions

@Aella_Girl Of course you do. Your readers and your customers. And you serve them all day long. Stop fooling yourself.

@ownharvest i don't

@datingbyblaine Are you trying to get coffee-date discourse going again or what

Overheard 20 seconds of a first date at my coffee shop this morning: Man: I hate how hot Austin gets in the summer. You can’t do anything. Woman: it’s hot, but it’s not all bad. What about Barton Springs? Man: that’s fun for 60 minutes, then what do you do the rest of the day? Woman: well, would you live someplace else? Man: I could never do New York because it’s too cold in the winter, and LA is too spread out… 0% chance Mr. Negative gets a second date 🤢

@spacepunk The first rule is, do not talk to any person with the job title, Therapist, Analyst, Psychoanalyst, Psychiatrist, Psychologist, LCSW, Social Worker. And most especially do not take the drugs they're always pushing.

@lichthauch very wise

The only advice i would give a son is the world hates you until you become useful. then it pretends it never hated you, and you must remember that it did, or you will start believing the love is real. and that is how they tame you

@TheStingisBack Jenny Agutter was also great in An American Werewolf In London (1981). In which she also spends time in the nude.

Happy Birthday, Michael York. Logan’s Run (1976) was a PG, and it might be the sexiest sci‑fi ever: a Tinder-like app that beams in dates, aphrodisiacs on tap, Farrah Fawcett as a flirtatious nurse, and Jenny Agutter spends half the film semi-naked, wet, or both.

You’re not just badly injured - you’re dying.

@Neutralious on the plus side, his eyesight is poor

Death directs the bullet Hans Larwin

@morallawwithin having a moral law within you

Guys, I’m dating a girl and she wants to know what my red flags are and I’m coming up short. She suggested asked asking you guys. What comes to mind?

@LosianLaochra @NoHylics69 kind of true

@ownharvest @NoHylics69 He's not exactly ugly. There's a dignity to his face.

This works more often than people are willing to admit...

@water5797 @NoHylics69 "HeGeL's a ReTaRd"

@ownharvest @NoHylics69 Is there a single good idea this retard ever came up with?

@FightWithMemes all this time I thought I was intelligent, turns out I was just incelligent

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