Paddy Smith

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Still expect it to go in every time I watch it!

@hassinator Always the ones you least suspect….

john terry: captain, leader, cunt. theguardian.com/football/2026/…

Can you imagine this now?! I was working that night & didn’t know results until my shift was finished! Everything is instantaneous now, overkill and saturated leaving you craving the next fix immediately. What a season that was tho!

Keeper goes down injured and play stopped shocker!

Reds can anyone please help me! My Noah has a few issues & very attached to certain things. He has misplaced his purple @LFC bucket hat he got a few years ago. Would anyone know where I can get another?!where they selling? We got it on a stall in Anfield please 😩he’s so upset 🥹

Grateful to Times columnist Giles Coren for putting to the sword a local council pipsqueak for trying to put out of business a restaurant in the middle of nowhere where owner Ruth Hanson does all the kitchen prep herself, the washing up, the bookings, the till, payroll and then cooks it. The restaurant is called Hansom in Bedale, North Yorkshire. To give you an idea of its remoteness it’s 7 miles from Northallerton and 31 miles from York. So, on occasions, her husband Mark, who had a job of his own, gives up his evenings to chauffeur some guests to and from their homes. Coren points out when he reviewed the place last year ( he gave it a glowing recommendation) he had to hitchhike from Northallerton station. No Bedale train, no metro, no Uber hanging around at the corner. Enter Chris Doyle, licensing enforcement officer for N Yorkshire council, who has written to Ruth saying in his view Mark was operating a taxi service and that would require a raft of expensive and time consuming licences. Ruth responded that Mark was her husband, he was unpaid and there was no separate charge for the journey. Doyle said he didn’t care as there was deemed to be a commercial benefit and warned without a licence the council may take legal action. Coren has a great last paragraph; “ Yeah, you sue her, you absolute local heroes. “ You teach Ruth and Mark a lesson for being great at their jobs, for treasuring their customers, for trying to create a little joy and make ends meet in a collapsing world.” PS Thought you’d like to see what a Ruth menus looks like. This is called the Sunday Sharing Feast. Starters. Smoked Leek and Pickled Croque Monsieur Whitby Crab Crumpet Pickled cucumber, Garden herbs. Heritage beetroot, whipped goat’s Curd, Wild Garlic emulsion. Main Course Wensleydale chicken, Apricot and sage Wellington. Honey and mustard mash, buttered spring , cider sauce. Dessert Yorkshire rhubarb and ginger trifle. Cost; £55. With publicity thanks to Coren’s column and this tweet I suspect the queue will be out the door and Mark can have his evenings off again.

@htomufc Remember my three boys playing in uk v rest of Europe years ago in Italy, man, did our boys get a lesson in football that day! Couldn’t even get close enough to kick them!😩😩

Just played 5 aside with some German lads in Greece, they do not fuck about

This time last year, the sweatiest drink I’ve ever drank!

@WhistleBlowerDK He must of seen Woodman injure himself tho as it happened in one motion as he made the save, you could see the unnatural way his knee hit the turf. Surely the ref should be scanning to see? There was plenty of time to look as we all did in the stands!

Agreed Neil. I don’t the referee saw the goalkeeper down until after the ball was on its way in.

Jesus…..

@mackin_john I could feel a little piece of my soul leaving me yesterday waiting for the penalty check….

Imagine VAR calling that back? This is the unbridled bedlam that VAR kills.

@ZoeJardiniere @Stsantek I’ve done plenty of long days without the need for a premier cru Chablis to fuel me….

@Stsantek Drinking on the job. One of those things that is outrageous if you’re working class but fine for MPs?🤷‍♀️

Yeah no, sorry, MPs are often cooped up in Parliament for 15 hours a day, they will have a drink with journalists or colleagues and will still be discussing politics -their job, as Hannah says. I don’t like the blanket demonisation of MPs and Hannah should know better after she had already been accused of not taking the job seriously because she took part in that dancing event in Portcullis house. It was unfair to call her unserious about that then and it is unfair of her to now suggest that MPs having a drink in between votes which take up all night is by default bad.

@Dan23_92 I’ll just leave this here…..

No issue with Munoz or anyone connected to Palace for scoring when the chance presented itself and I would like our players to do the same but it’s such bad officiating and that doesn’t ever come as a surprise now. Keeper down waving for help and they just crack on. Piss poor.

Best yet!

Son, let me tell you about the day the kop sang my name!!

A reminder that we will start the queue system from 10am - we have our homeless customers in first thing each morning, so they will be served as well as any regulars, before we close at 10 for the queue to start. We want to ensure a safe environment for everyone. @ENTERSHIKARI

@HenryJackson87 ‘Almost!’

'LinkedIn Liam' is so far out of his depth it's almost hard to watch.

@tonymc39 @YisraelChaiAdam I’m no lawyer Tony thankfully! I don’t trust the government (or farage god forbid!) to protect my rights if they were to re write these protections, is it more not implemented properly? I’ve friends been here 25 years, if they fuck up badly do they get deported?

@paddyjamessmith @YisraelChaiAdam And the HRA?

If your human rights convention prohibits deporting a Bangladeshi member of Al Qaeda, then it’s time to leave the human rights convention.

@YisraelChaiAdam @tonymc39 What, you expect our great leaders to not take the piss??!! If you do I’ve a bridge to sell you! There will always be examples such as this and they should be dealt with but these rights protect every one of us.

@paddyjamessmith @tonymc39 Yes famously human rights never existed before the ECHR. What we need to do is stick to rules from 76 years that haven’t changed with the times that means we can’t deport literal terrorists and these same terrorists rights override my own.