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Who's laughing now @ColeraineFC v @Glentoran @NIFLGrounds

Get in. Need a few more players like this knocking about the Premier league.

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JP pulling his good horses at sandown today because of the "ground" 👀 defo didnt like being called out about fact to file at Cheltenham

Wonder spoof. Will be no cliftonville fans there and hardly any linfield fans.

Well a bull horn up your bangle will do that to you.

Won't have to worry about this at windsor on Saturday as clliftonville will bring about 12 as an away support.

Doubt we will ever see a horse like him again.

@philmccarroll Sad state of affairs. Was such a big club not that long ago. I'd hope glenavon come back up but can see this happening to a few clubs now if they can't compete with the full time set ups

@partydoco Both limited! Crowd has always been made up of loyal diehards, it's a terrible place to watch football. I wouldn't claim to have any insight about outlook... the whole thing feels like it needs a lift, a Kenny Bruce type would be a godsend! Near bottom of the third tier is grim.

He's shifted from a passing interest in football to borderline obsessed in double quick time, and today I risked it all by introducing him to the 'delights' of supporting Lisburn Distillery... A decent 3-3 draw (in sunshine) did the cause no harm, reckon he'll be back 🤍🖤😀

Did anyone really expect anything different from Linfield today. Hard to motivate a team for today's game against a team busting to win. Coleraine could have scored a hat full more. I'd expect a full strength team next week to give them a run out before the playoffs.

@sarm0161 Just seen he went for $10.5mill. Hope he's bred to win a Triumph.

@partydoco Seen the size of the arse end of it. Looks a machine.

Fucking hell.

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Got the Tifo ready for tonight at full time

@OfficialNIFL Glens win tonight, Coleraine beat linfield tomorrow. Swifts draw at Larne and coleraine beat the glens next week.

Get your predictions in 👀

So the Glen's win tonight. Coleraine beat the Linfield tomorrow. Then Dungannon draw at Larne next week & Coleraine beat the Glens by more than Larne lose tonight and Joel Cooper lifts the league then we can all say "alexa play joy divsion" about 7:30pm next week.

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