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@replyall guys I love your podcast. It’s one of my favorites. But please NO MORE SPORTS this was supposed to be my nerdy haven 😭

@ChrisGethard thanks for being transparent about an issue that affects so many of us. Let's destigmatize this shit

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@fatgirlfreedom is having a giveaway with Dia&Co! Tweeting to spread the word. Free, stylist-curated clothes in my size? Yes please!

This account was dead for 5 years. I came back to find I was hacked in 2014! Let me tell you... unfollowing 1k ppl by hand is laborious

WHERE THE HELL DID ALKALINE TRIO COME FROM? I would have gotten here earlier! #hondacivictour

I feel the need to tell SOMEONE that I officially survived seeing MCR after camping out for 24 hours. Twitter comes in handy.

"if I was alone right now I wouldnt have eyeballs! Wait no. Collar bones. I'm embarrassed by them. They're like. Flaming." -Shanicka

"if you knew how little I make as an adjunct, you'd be surprised I'm not eating dirt right now! And I kind of like dirt." -my professor

I just read most of a book in one sitting. It was necessary but I'm still impressed with myself.

I feel like tweeting.

#ebz I've gone to Fallen London! http://www.failbettergames.com/echobazaar

It seems I've entered a phase where the Dresden Dolls' first album sounds exactly like my life. I love @amandapalmer but that's a given.

Everything huuuuurts :( ok, I'm done being sick. Better now?thanks.

@raltvater nah man, it was in my contemp issues class. Apparently Chuck is a donut fan. A voodoo donut fan.

Today in my lit class we watched a YouTube video of my favorite author eating weird donuts with Anthony Bourdain. Hell fuckin yeahhh

I feel like such crap ughhh. I'm in the middle of the consciousness bus... Not quite the back, but the middle. Tripping balls