MethoDman

@Rakim_Mavisu Hawajui tuko macho pia

@polo_kimanii Matiangi hawezi shika Uhuru bossi pia hawa wana kesi ya kujibu

Toa umalaya apa

Now We have another problem. A very big Problem These women you see here are scrambling for soil that ‘nabii’ has stepped on. Conman Ezekiel Odero who claims to have power to heal The decision these deluded bigots make in the ballot next year,will affect us all Ni noma

@kuwamocho_ The thing is most lalez are only interested before sex. There is no right decision when it comes to women

@polo_kimanii kama uyu saa tisa usiku unaskia ulimi baridi kwa glans unajiambia you made the right decision

nginyo iko apa ni ya kimataifa

The only explanation as to why someone would buy a Mazda demio,aweke speaker za crusade,aweke ile exzos pipe ya kulia twa twa,alafu aweke miguu kubwa imechomoka nje kama meno ya kipsigis,is poverty. Umekula shida mpaka wakati umepata pesa kidogo unaona kama sisi wengine hatuna akili. You want our attention so bad. Nasemanga Some of you dont deserve money. Nyinyi you are better being poor. Because look at how you are misbehaving with small coins. Hizo matwa twa mnawekeanga nani sasa? Juu sisi hatuwezi heshimu mwanaume ameeka gari iyo upus. Hiyo ni upii. And you will never see such nonsense with big road worthy cars. Its always the ding’oing’o looking demios,and old 14th owner subarus. Wasichana wa juja,ukiingia kwa gari ya boyfriend uone ameweka hiyo upus,jua huyo hana akili. Eat his remaining money and jump ship,enda tafuta mtu wa Mercedes,hao hawananga mambo mingi. Kizungu ni mingi lakini wako na akili.

Wasichana wa juja KU na JKUAT pia wamesema kama huna kura huoni sehemu telezi hii weekend. This is serious bwana. Tuko kadi!

Form ndio hii ya watu wangu wa Kilifi County

If you have not been able to find a Polling station near you to register,there is a site for that developed by Africa uncensored. Just click 👉bit.ly/CVR_YP Insert your area and it will redirect you to the closest polling station. Follow the map,and kuwa kadi

Siet!!! #NikoKadi

Na ata kama kweli maisha ni ngumu vijana,a man under 35 years has no business committing suicide. Sasa si iyo utakua umejiwaste sana. As a young man who has just finished school,give yourself a margin of atleast 15 years ya kuvumilia. Jikaze! Ata ukilala njaa leo,amka tena kesho,rudi mtoni na uweke neti. Hakuna rahisi,na kama iko its for a very few,sisi wengine lazima tuwekelee kazi kama fakin 27 years unajinyonga unaenda wapi? You have not tasted crocodile meat,you have not had women fight over you,you have not swimmed in hot water pool kule ol karia ukanuka mayai mwezi mzima,hujapanda ndege,hujatembea Kenya ukaona sandy beaches kule suguta,hujachukua kura,hujapitia simu ya mzae ukaona ako na side chick unashangaa uambie mama yako ama iyo mambo haikuhusu.. There is alot of things and alot of people you haven’t met jakom A young man committing suicide is like ejaculating in the first 10 seconds of the first round. Kuna mambo mingi hujafanya na ushaamaliza,hujafanya mutina,hujafanya bottom up,hujafanya turn over bending hii ya kuuma yeye nyonyo ukiwa doggy style sijui kama mnanipata,hujafanya Kenha style hii anakuekelea mguu moja kwa mabega inakaa mnatengenesa daraja,ata haujafanya Oburu style,hii unamwambianga akae nikama hana pawa. Eih! Vijana hebu tujikaze kidogo,safari ndio tunaianza,something must give.

@mrstanley_m @realkimetojoy Lemme see beds 5x6

@polo_kimanii @realkimetojoy Niko hapa Karen, DM for enquiries

😂ni me sina taste ama it's ug..

As a man if theres something you must do,is Avoid bantering with women. Women dont know banter bwana. She will say the most outrageous shit you have ever heard and call it banter. Mwanamke anakuita kipii alafu anatoa meno yote nje kucheka. Unawesa jipata umelima yeye ngumi bwana

@waigoko0 Hehehe. Maybe

@polo_kimanii Kimani hii ni edit you can't have that amount of money na fulizq limit yako ni 1500.

Whats your Mpesa jaber? I want to send you something small to appreciate your beauty. Kwani hii pesa tunatafuta ya nini?

@Jnjaalawazz1 Eeeni! Premium manipulation bwana

@polo_kimanii Hii swali nliuliza our history teacher pale high school, before we arrived in now Kenya what was in here?. Akanimbia msitu. I asked that because kuna mahali nlikua nmeona before invasion ya Christopher Columbus there were already native American in America.

The first thing Mzungu did when he introduced education here,was ensuring he engineered in the african mans brain that his home is not his home. Those in kenya,were told they migrated from Congo,those from South Africa were told they migrated from west Africa. Those from Egypt the nubians were taught the migrated from Rwanda. I wonder where those in congo were taught they migrated from? Then they went to language. The most common spoken language in Africa,Swahili,we are taught that it isnt ours. That it was developed by portuguese and Arabs during trade. Which is a lie of course. Swahili is bantu language,the only thing that happed was that during trade,because of commerce with arabs,and portuguese,some words were borrowed from each,for easier communication. The same way english borrows words from latin. But you cant say a whole new language called swahili was developed from scratch during trade. How now? By making us believe such,the african man is engineered to believe he is entitled to nothing! In his continent.

@evenmaina Njoo kasarani tuongee kama watu wazima aki bebi

@polo_kimanii Sawa shoga, ukona kubwa kuniliko.

@evenmaina Wewe kwenda uko kwanza hunanga ata haga

@polo_kimanii Hii ni pesa naweza kukulipa ndio uwache kuniongelesha forever.

@mbiti_mwondi I also pray that you stop homosexing around like a confused mule. Real wealth is straight!

I used to post this nonsense when I was a young and broke boy. I pray Mr NIS matures and gets real money so that he stops this bullshit. Real wealth is silent!

@NichDelo Maskini hatupendani ata kidogo,machungu kila wakati

@polo_kimanii Na ata bundles huna nugu iii