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If some1 calls me up and says their toaster is talking to them, I don't refer them to professional help, I say,'Put the toaster on the phone

Dream Asia festival !!

It is illegal for individuals to buy life insurance policies on other people without their consent… …but government officials can place prediction market bets on wars that they can launch to kill millions of people without their consent. What a ridiculous time to be alive.

As an American it’s cool reading about the Cubans curing lung cancer, the Japanese building 300+ mph high speed trains & China reclaiming the literal desert, meanwhile my government jails women for abortions, hunts the homeless for sport & puts immigrants in concentration camps.

I forgot all about Biden's dog biting people. The way mainstream media ran that like it was a Watergate controversy is insane compared to the news stories we see now.

Been on here since ‘09 y’all are not real twitter users

@Ethericroads @shagbark_hick High grocery prices /= low unemployment . He had the lowest unemployment rate of my entire life and I prefer that to Obama and Trump and bush who ruined this country

@predederva @shagbark_hick I mean, a bag of groceries was $100 but that’s OK

In 2026, the trouble with any ideology that requires that we "get rid of the immigrants" seems to be that NOBODY in the political arena is going to do that. Trump got the Mandate of Heaven to do exactly that. It was his explicit campaign promise. Even he didn't do it. So who's gonna do it? Does anyone seriously think that he's still gonna come out of the woodwork and do actual mass deportations? Or that in 2028, we'll elect someone who will? What about in 2032? How many more migrants will be here by then? I'm not trying to blackpill, but pragmatically speaking, it seems pretty clear that it's not gonna happen. The powers that be won't allow it, period. And as for the whole "start a revolution / civil war" thing, I would put the odds of that at exactly zero. Whether this should be the case or not is another question, but by all I can see it IS the case, and there is no evidence that that is going to change whatsoever. So "removing migrants en masse" remains a purely theoretical, distant theoretical posture and nothing more. Yet it is spoken about daily on here as if it were somehow possible or even imminent. Major disconnect there. Might take American right-wingers some time to process the fact that there's no getting off the train we're on now.

@Ethericroads @shagbark_hick 1) entire planet had inflation many countries higher than Biden to blame him was gnat iq shit 2) also your numbers are wrong 3) it costs more fucking now but no complaints from you 4) Harris had a plan to bring prices down and you called it communism

@Ethericroads @shagbark_hick Biden had the lowest unemployment of my life so hard pass on that

@predederva @shagbark_hick Blame Trump always is the answer ya ok. Blame government Biden was the worst!

Conservapedia's take on the Titanic

@highbrow_nobrow The media has hounded President Biden for as long as I can remember but hold the 🍊 pos to a different standard. Why? Because the MSM and newspapers are making bank off this ludicrous administration.

@highbrow_nobrow Somebody name a single smart "thinking on your toes" quip Trump has ever made his entire life

@highbrow_nobrow @pdoocy, why aren't you asking the orange baboon the same question?

@highbrow_nobrow The media relentlessly attacked Joe Biden over his age and health. They could easily do the same with Trump but they choose not to. They are complicit.

@highbrow_nobrow what’s funny is the last time Biden let Doocy speak (in 2022) Doocy asked such a rude question that Biden muttered “what a stupid son of a bitch” & it got picked up on the microphone. lol there’s lore to Their rivalry.

Fox reporter: How bad is your memory? President Biden: My memory is so bad I let you speak. (February 2024)

sēx is cool but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims

Fuck you.

Monsters

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

@OGsDontFold @upshine3 20th? Or 29th?

it is extremely funny that the official minions lore says that the minions always work for the most evil human being alive and also that they were all in hibernation through the middle of the 29th century