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*Movie's 10 second sex scene begins
My dad who's been missing for 12 years: hey whatcha watchin'
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your bff alex
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your bff alex
@psybermonkey
I don't know what I'm doing but I hope you like it. Follow me on Instagram, I hate it here.
انضم Temmuz 2011
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The best murder weapon would be a tupperwear lid because nobody would ever find it
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I don’t get it.
Are Americans just like… really really really really really really fuckin’ dumb?
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You can't control the wind but you can adjust your sails.
Except the sails are on fire and nobody is coming to save you.
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Powerful. Just wrote-in my daughter’s name
Robert J Ellingsworth 🆓@BY1959
We Understand the Assignment Too. 💙
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I made a Brian figurine, but I'm too afraid to show it to anyone.
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Me: *destroys spider web
Spider: wow
Me: *puts up fake spider web
Spider: WOW
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[Movie theater]
Date: did you sneak in Goldfish like I asked?
Me: yup *reaches into coat pocket* uh oh
Date: did you forget?
Me: no but they stopped movin
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Sims loading screen advice lol
delta@delta_skeltah
If you date a person with a skill, they will do that skill in your house.
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Thank you all for the kind messages of support and friendly invites!
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@GoodReddit Here's the artist btw
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your bff alex@psybermonkey
A mod muted me for packaging my art so I made and packaged the mod
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A mod muted me for packaging my art so I made and packaged the mod
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I'll vote for whomever mentions this in their closing statements
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