jt compher ⚡️

in case y’all don’t believe me 😌

today I’m actually gonna do it tuesday

it’s time to kill myself tuesday

asking santa to slime me this christmas

can i be euthanized

computa slime me the fuck out

no i won’t go to therapy to hear the very things i’m already aware of just give me a drink

i’ve never interacted with anyone

Lesbian Pride is just the Subaru Summer Sales Event

help me

They’re dividing me by 3 tomorrow

"can you multitask" yes actually, i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

i'm actually kinda fun once you get to know me. (takes 3 to 4 years)

IPA stands for India Pale Ale… that’s why I hate them

its maybe she’s sleeping for 18 hours Monday

i like some of the Gaga songs. what the fuck does she know about cameras

my heart is so big i can tell 5 girls i love them at the same time and still only have room for my ex

Bye guys

saying “dat bih gah” after every sip of a diet coke

Data center Uhh no thanks I’d rather date a woman!