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@unrlco @mnwild Cc @sydney_sweeney

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Hey uh I’d like to see Trump talk about the 6 Haitian TPS traitor republicans in the house the way he talks about Thomas Massie, can somebody on his team make that happen?

@BulldogTCOB @BowTiedYukon Good perspective

@BowTiedYukon Being a Father requires sacrifice. For God so loved the world he gave us his only Sob A gift we can’t begin to repay

To all the fathers out there operating on 5-6 hours of sleep, putting in 50+ hrs at work a week to keep money in the bank and food on the table for your family while balancing family life who still make time to hit the gym and stay in shape: keep killing it bro, you’re not alone

@BowTiedKong But if we don’t vote, the dems will just do amnesty!! F it all

I hate the GOP

Lock Lutnick in a closet. Address the nation live, release JFK/USS Liberty/911/Butler/Charlie/Epstein files in full. Arrest infiltrators, expel all dual citizens from government, all illegals from the country. Abolish the IRS, FBI, CIA (confiscate all the latter's black money, disburse to citizens). Apologize, Repent, accept Jesus. Breathe easy as an unburdened courageous man who has met his responsibility. @KimDotcom

I hate everything and everyone my taxes go to. I can't go 100 feet without seeing an illegal or a schizophrenic homeless person. This is hell on earth.

@amyklobuchar He died like a dog

Alex Pretti cared for our veterans and helped train future nurses. Good to see the University of Minnesota Nursing School honoring his legacy with a scholarship—and even better to see Minnesotans stepping up to support it. startribune.com/umn-pretti-sch…

@chinabrbie @LingoUnbound Love yourself as well

@LingoUnbound me in the universe where Where Are Ü Now, What Do You Mean, and Sorry are the only songs to exist

That run of Where Are Ü Now to What Do You Mean to Sorry was as exciting as pop music gets.

@DemzDeliver The bodies going back into the vacant s?

🚨Homicides in Baltimore are at the lowest number ever recorded, falling 60% since 2021.

@DalockObama @JtGWrites @HeyTerezi Oba wins, than what?? He would need to win the title the next night off punk/ Roman to really solidify his new standing Getting hot and staying hot are two different things He can take a loss to Brock than go on a months long winning streak into summer slam

@JtGWrites @quantum1333 @HeyTerezi Makes sense. We all want it. But too predictable. You gotta stun the crowd sometimes to get that pop you want later

they cannot POSSIBLY fuck up the single greatest slam dunk I have ever seen in my life as a fan of this sport. You have a young guy who took to wrestling like fish to water, he can go, he can talk, and he’s OVER. All you have to do is HAVE HIM WIN.

@DalockObama @HeyTerezi Yep This should not be a one match feud Oba has already gotten over big with this program

@HeyTerezi Brock wins at WM. Oba wins at Summerslam

@MementoMori_Act @DissidentClint @Cernovich What’s the difference? Seriously Why vote for R s when they have done nothing for election integrity And mass deportations while controlling all three phases?? I can’t understand this line of thinking

@quantum1333 @DissidentClint @Cernovich So you’d rather hand it to over to people who actively want to destroy our society? I can’t understand this line of thinking

Woah, this is nuts. All democrats have to do to win the Senate is make sure GOP doesn’t pass SAVE America Act. 1 in 8 GOP voters in Maine, GA, NC *WON’T VOTE* in the midterms if the SAVE America Act isn’t passed. GOPe will blame the ones fighting for SAVE in 3, 2, 1…

The au pair when she arrives from France and finds out I actually don’t have a wife and kids

@DrInsensitive I explained why throwing out out dangerous liquids into a communal bin that just sits there makes no sense, seeing as how dangerous they could be

My airline meal included this knife. I want to steal it and leave it in my carry-on. The next time I fly, I will explain this to the TSA guy, so he will feel the full philosophical absurdity of his job.

@lakeshow73 Worry about your demonic black culture

So there’s a big Morgan Wallen concert in downtown Minneapolis and all of a sudden the “I’ll never go to downtown Minneapolis because of crime” narrative doesn’t exist for the people that make that claim? 🤔

@ericmmatheny Stoned teenagers could be here

Walk in, stoned teenagers are preparing orders for mobile customers. The in-store customer is ignored. After 2-3 minutes of standing at the resister, someone comes over, looks up and says, “Yeah?” You order, they punch it in without pleasantries and ask for a 30% tip.

@Gaardsy You are paying for who is not there

I can’t imagine paying this much money to dress like an idiot for all their theme nights. And I grew up in this 😂

Noel Gallagher about Nirvana "I remember Nirvana had a tune called "I Hate Myself and I Want to Die," and I was like 'Well, I'm not fucking having that, I can't have people like Kurt Cobain coming over here, on smack, fucking saying that they hate themselves and they wanna die" That's fucking rubbish, kids don't need to be hearing that nonsense, seems to me that there was a guy who had everything, and was miserable about it And we had fuck-all, and I still thought that getting up in the morning was the greatest fuckin’ thing ever, ’cause you didn’t know where you’d end up at night. And we didn’t have a pot to piss in, but it was fucking great, man”