(Parody) Wandering Fixer - Revi

“Asta a mers prea departe.” Hello, my name is Revi, I am a Grade 1 fixer. If you have any requests or jobs please feel free to contact me.

@LCAssistant3XXX It’s on then, let’s see who gets color first.

@revitheagent *She flashes her signature cocky grin(s) and ruffles his hair a bit.* “In your dreams maybe!”

“Damn, Rev hit grade 1 before me. I gotta get back on the grind and hit Color now, mweheheh”

//I can’t decide whether I do Mikazuki Augus as a voice claim or V.III O’Keefe, I like both of them a lot

@BoughA61050 I see, then I retract my statement.

@revitheagent I would do that but I cannot have any of my assistants or anyone in the plan harmed. And I am keeping my important connections for something more concerning.

Another fixer tried to break into my abode. This is just getting annoying now.

@BoughA61050 Something else? If you don’t mind I can try to help.

@revitheagent I was actually looking for something else but I suppose I can get some snacks for my assistants.

(Open interaction) [When you're roaming around the city you see the Golden Bough walking around just looking around without any visible protection] //what do y'all do twins

@BoughA61050 I see, you aren’t wrong. This area has some good shops for snacks.

@revitheagent I am indeed alone but I don't believe anyone would attack me where I am currently.

Hwell butter my ideality 'n fly my wings!

@BoughA61050 I’m curious though, you seem important but you’re alone.

@revitheagent I suppose that is a added bonus.

@BoughA61050 I guess it doesn’t hurt to be prepared. Plus side is I don’t have to introduce myself.

@revitheagent I have to make sure everyone that I walk into won't just attack me on sight or try to disrupt my plan.

@Dusk_Lobcorp //all good, I’ve done the same thing a couple times -~-

@revitheagent // didn't mean to attach the image, I have shit memory and put it there as reference

// Int bait that I will respond to when I wake up tomorrow

@BoughA61050 You have? *The fixer says with a surprised expression.* I don’t mean to pry, but why?

@revitheagent We have not met before but I've done a little research on you.

@BoughA61050 *The fixer seems a little caught off guard. After a few moments he find the words to respond.* Oh, hello. Have we met before?

@revitheagent [Then they turn around and after analyzing you for a minute] Greetings Revi. How are you today?

@Rocmasfootliker //yes

//To be honest...what do you guys consider me as... Pale fixer hater or pale fixer fan.

@Issacvibing I mean, does being threatened with death count is clicker training?

Ok Is now the time to mention that when I was a kid my parents clicker trained me but nowadays I barely respond to it?

Leon Kennedy would solo an arbiter and say "Sorry, i got my whole life a 'head' of me." - Anon

@ecstaticgaze Okay.

Stop looking at miho.