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@TheDegenWeekly This is basically AM Ale youtube.com/watch?v=_fLtEV…

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

@Apple I feel like it’s a missed opportunity not having shareable deep links to topics in the Tips app. I would like to share how to do something with my mom as easily as possible.

your body 30 min after eating beans

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A reminder that these fucking people will do anything other than their actual jobs or pass a budget on time and in balance.

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Don't blame me for your shitty candidates that can't win clear majorities despite all the structural and financial advantages they have. For most of this century, elections have been close and control of the federal government has gone back and forth among the Democrats and Republicans because both parties offer less and less to fewer and fewer voters. Trump is not Hitler and Harris is not Madame Mao, but they are incredibly mediocre and uncompelling. Neither has a compelling vision for America that does not revolve around spending gobs and gobs more money; intervening in the wars they prefer; building up the businesses they like; fucking over the people they don't like; propping up insolvent and unjust entitlement programs that steal from the young and poor and give to the old and the rich; and fueling culture wars by lying about immigrants eating cats, threatening to pull licenses on TV stations, colluding with social media and legacy media, and forcing mandates on this or that. Dems and Reps, who are losing market share with every passing year, exist only to fight over the dwindling number of dead-enders in their increasingly awful tribes. Either party could have easily won my vote by seriously talking about cutting the size, scope, and spending of govt rather than giving away even more money we can't afford; unequivocally supporting free speech in all its expressions; slashing business regulations (including existing and future tariffs); maximizing individual lifestyle freedom; and promoting more legal immigration. I'm happy to have written in @LPNational @ChaseForLiberty, whose platform most closely resembles the government I want to live under. He has no chance of winning of course, but every ballot for him is a marker on the eventual future of smaller, leaner, more effective government that will come when our overblown, unaffordable, and ruefully incompetent government finally collapses under its own weight.

@ChrisStump327 @avensobrien As someone who identified as straight white male for a long time, those two men and their child are a family, this is a positive for society. And the truth is most people should feel sorry for anyone who opposes families like this.

@avensobrien As someone who identified as lgbt for a long time, those two men are not a family, this isn’t a positive for society. And the truth is most people should feel sorry for these men that they’re psychologically broken and that they’ll never have real biological heterosexual familes

Just a reminder that Twitter has a whole subset of sick people who are anti-family.

@avensobrien @H8_Speakerz @TowerGangToad Smells like a bot ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@H8_Speakerz @TowerGangToad This is probably the funniest conversation I've ever had. 🤣🤣🤣

Ok Trump, your turn to drop out. We could start over.

Idiocracy wasn't a comedy. It was a prophecy.

If the Democratic Party takes Trump as a threat to Western democracy as seriously as they say, they should put up their absolute best candidate. They have not.

Post an album cover containing no words, that ISN'T Abbey Road, The Dark Side Of The Moon or Led Zeppelin IV.

@perrylychee The weight of ennui lessens as you get older. Don’t stress about the future. Take risks. Make art. Be yourself.

@daringfireball This may be the first DF post that has more discussion on Threads than X/Twitter

★ Apple’s Plans for the DMA in the European Union daringfireball.net/2024/01/apples…

@cctv_idiots ISO-8601 or bust. YYYY-MM-DD

Which one makes more sense 🤷

Hey @AppleNews. This is not a great user experience.

@madmac @daringfireball I.e. tracking “IRL”.

On Scanning QR Codes With Your iPhone daringfireball.net/linked/2023/06…

@daringfireball iCloud free storage bump incoming ?

iCloud’s ‘My Photo Stream’ Feature Is Shutting Down This Summer daringfireball.net/linked/2023/05…