I am ryaninteractive on the other platforms

I am ryaninteractive on many other platforms. See you there!

I love the demon in a bottle story don’t you?

@elonmusk B

The people have spoken. Trump will be reinstated. Vox Populi, Vox Dei.

Idk man, last time he was here this platform was used to incite an insurrection, multiple people died, the Vice President of the United States was nearly assassinated, and hundreds were injured but I guess that’s not enough for you to answer the question. Twitter poll it is

There may never be another platform where I can shitpost about naughty phrases showing up in headlines, thank you all for coming on this journey with me

In honor of the end of Twitter, I'm going to share the best of what I have in my special "truncation is not a content strat…" folder of examples.

@johncutlefish Tweet like no one is watching (because soon they won’t be able to).

i’m in a code review with elon musk. ive got the CSS for neopets.com on 3 monitors. my browser’s in dark mode so it looks cool. “this part?” he asks, pointing to code for the Giant Omelette. “caches tweets in the mainframe cyberhex,” i say. he nods. “as i suspected”

@candiwrites Someone needs some basic training in negotiation.

@MNateShyamalan @bexjuIes Where is my mind?

the vibes rn

@GreatCheshire He sucks.

Wow I did not expect to hate Riley Buffy the Vampire Slayer as much as I did, good riddance, glad he’s off the show

Lmao at a billionaire earnestly trying to sell people on the idea that “free speech” is actually a $8/mo subscription plan

@itsjessellison Graphic novels! Let your visual brain help!

My brain is particularly ✨ foggy ✨ at the moment which is ruining my ability to read, but reading is what makes me feel better in these foggy days. I’m thinking some YA might be a good idea - does anyone have any recommendations for some tip top YA authors / series / books?!

@mulegirl Dunning-Kruger strikes again!