Ryan

Found slipped under my door

you know which app never crashed/glitched?

Guess I’m going to jail

Luigi Mangione's manifesto refers to Michael Moore's Sicko documentary on the for-profit US healthcare system. In one part of it Moore takes abandoned 9/11 first responders to Cuba to get healthcare there, to show just how sick and depraved the US is by comparison:

Days like this on twitter feel like a bird got into the classroom

THEY ARE MAKING FAN EDITS ON TIKTOK

Comedian Bill Burr comments on slain CEO Brian Thompson: "I was sitting there reading an article, and a guy was like, 'Oh my god, he's such a great guy; he had a wife and kids, and he's such a great guy.' And then you find out, he and the other guys he's working for are getting sued for $121 million for dumping a stock, and not letting the other people know." "They're gangsters, dude...And then one of them gets whacked or something, they're like, I was good, he was such a good guy. It's a dirty game."

Just hearing that Richard Simmons died. We have all of his VHS tapes, including one for the Deal-A-Meal cruise, but we’ll always remember him as the one take fucker from these outtakes from The Richard Simmons Show.

I’ll watch Gru’s new movie. Don’t hang with him like I do with the minions, but it’s still all love.

On this day 22 years ago, a bunch of weirdos in Denton, including our buddy Rick, held a high concept garage sale where all the prices were determined by mysterious masked figure. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.

Wow a lot of people are visiting grandma at the hospital– she must be doing great!

Returning to the party after secretly throwing up

the supreme court is illegitimate. a theocratic council of elders working directly against popular will is shamefully unamerican and can only cause pain

such a perfect example of the political machine right now. powerful politicians are going to take away rights of millions very soon and the villain is a made up 20 something woke person

RIP king

Really beautiful moment where James Lipton's interpretation of Close Encounters being about Spielberg's parents ends up being a breakthrough for Spielberg himself