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@samfro25

I have very strong opinions on prescription drugs, SNL, & Taylor Swift | she/her | 🩷🤍🧡

Mpls انضم Haziran 2009
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samfro@samfro25·
A very specific type of man will match with you on Hinge if you mention you dressed as George St. Geegland for Halloween. And unfortunately it’s a Gil Fazion type and not a @nickkroll or @mulaney types.
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samfro@samfro25·
Nothing in life really prepares you for when your mom brings up that she’s worried your uncle (whom you saw once every couple years growing up and last time in 2021 at a funeral) is depressed because of a terminal illness diagnosis
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zade@tyl0saur·
uranus… dont you know my ass is famous
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samfro@samfro25·
The amount of people I know that went to the Morgan Wallen concerts this weekend..gross🥴
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samfro@samfro25·
That thing where you buy a merch shirt for your friend who couldn’t make the show because it was rescheduled, send her a photo saying “surprise!” and leaving the goddamn shirt on your seat when leaving the @mulaney show.
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samfro@samfro25·
Mayhem Ball is the best concert I’ve ever seen and nothing will top it. Except probably the next time @ladygaga goes on tour.
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Max Weiss
Max Weiss@maxthegirl·
To the MAGA folks who are all, “Lol we told you he wouldn’t go through with it!” you’re missing the point. Anybody who threatens nuclear annihilation, even as a “negotiating tactic” shouldn’t be anywhere near the Oval Office. He embarrasses and diminishes this country every day.
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Roose@RuNoseP·
i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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monica
monica@waystarroyhoe·
dem politicians tweeting saying the president is crazy
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samfro@samfro25·
Ego Death really is just Hayley’s tortured poets department
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samfro@samfro25·
I really don’t mind that I’m aging but what the fuck do you mean my dog is already 5 years old?! SHES JUST A BABY
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Kevin Nealon
Kevin Nealon@kevin_nealon·
I invited Larry David on my hiking podcast. He texted back: “no."
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aram 🐏@aramnotagoat·
emma stone. amanda bynes. penn badgley. stanley tucci. lisa kudrow. aly michalka. what a cast.
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