sammmy ☆

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every evening after work i be deciding whether to get fit or get high.

what 😭😭😭😭😭

Losing a fight when you have a weapon is embarrassing 💀😭

He took his girl to an NBA game, only for her to try to get a player’s attention 😳

Ride or d!e 🔒❤️

a boy tried to fight an innocent girl at school to show his friend in red that he “could fight”

Being easy to talk to is one of the most underrated attractive qualities.

Girl in the red hoodie is a menace

we're a startup” means no HR, no boundaries and someone's dog is in the office

cooked beyond recovery 🤦🏾‍♂️

Marilyn Monroe fought for women’s rights, opposed racial segregation, and was even investigated for communism. That kind of comparison is an insult.

only a small percentage of people will actually understand this…

My lab partner stole my code for our final project. I told him: “Do not submit this without my name on it. We built it 50/50.” He laughed, said “Chill, I’ll add you later,” and turned it in solo for the A. Professor flagged it. Plagiarism + both our names on the repo history. Academic hearing + suspension warning: $0 but my degree delayed 1 semester. His response? “You’re overreacting. I was gonna credit you.” Then he refused to email the professor to fix it. Said I was “making drama” and “grades aren’t that serious.” My advisor jumped in: “He’s stressed. Don’t ruin his future over one project.” But it wasn’t drama. I gave him a rule. He erased my name anyway. So I exported Git commits + timestamps + Discord messages before the hearing. No accusations. Just hit play on the screen share. Turns out he’d done this to 2 other girls in his last lab. I was just the first with proof. Committee gave me full credit + expunged the warning. He got probation + had to retake the class. He lost his TA position + scholarship. And somehow… I’m the one department calls “difficult to work with.” Apparently, in uni, “group work” means one person takes the grade. But defending your own work with evidence? That makes me the bad guy.

Moms and their logic. 😭"

OMFG 🙀

This new generation don’t know nothing about this!! 😆

"if you want clear skin you have to stop eating sugar"

The fact that when she is telling you or even forcing you to go but that is the exact time or a moment she needs you the most.

why did she throw the punch first 🥶

Me when I use my money to survive and not to spoil myself wit shopping 🛍️