Samson🇸🇳

@ActuFoot_ Que les racistes et les complexés soient eliminés 😇

🚨🚨 OFFICIEL ! LE XI DES PAYS-BAS POUR AFFRONTER LE MAROC ! 🇳🇱 MATCH DÉJÀ CRUCIAL pour les joueurs de Ronald Koeman, qui défient L'UNE DES MEILLEURES ÉQUIPES D'AFRIQUE. Les Pays-Bas affronteront le Canada en huitièmes de finale en cas de qualification. ⏳

@DFB_Team May be it's time to let the LGBTQ rules the team🫣😅

the end. 💔 #fifaworldcup #dfbteam 📸 DFB/Max Galys

@FabrizioRomano The winner of this WC will surprise everyone Be ready 🫣😱

🚨🚨❌ BREAKING: GERMANY ARE OUT OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP, ELIMINATED BY PARAGUAY!

@zyainyy And he's Senegalese I like my country🇸🇳

He memorized the holy Quran despite being visually impaired 🥹🥹🥹🥲🥲

@Hon_aremo Just if you go behind the counter after graduation It becomes like you never learn anything about the drugs by the time you reclaimed having memorized them all And then you will have to be revising Everytime or lose everything😇 So hard to be a pharmacist🫡

When I started Pharmacology, I thought it was just about drugs. My ignorance deserved an award. 😂💔 I was there thinking, "You memorize the drug name, what it's used for, maybe the dose... and you're done." Pharmacology looked me in the eye and laughed. 😭😂 The first lecture started. Mechanism of action. Pharmacokinetics. Pharmacodynamics. Absorption. Distribution. Metabolism. Excretion. Before the drug even reaches the patient, it has already traveled more than I have this year. 😂💔 Then they introduced receptors. Alpha receptors. Beta receptors. Muscarinic receptors. Nicotinic receptors. Dopamine receptors. Serotonin receptors. Histamine receptors. Every drug seems to have a favorite receptor and an ex it refuses to bind to. 😭😂 Just when you finally memorize one drug... Pharmacology says, "Now let's discuss drugs in the same class." One drug. Ten cousins. Each with a different indication. Different contraindications. Different adverse effects. Different interactions. And somehow... Almost the same name. 😂💔 Gentamicin. Amikacin. Tobramycin. Netilmicin. At some point I stopped reading medicine and started reading baby names. 😭😂 Then comes adverse effects. You finally learn what a drug treats... Only to discover it can also damage the liver, kidneys, ears, heart, bone marrow, and your peace of mind. 😂💔 Every lecture ends with, "Remember this side effect. It's very important." By the end of the semester, every drug has about 37 side effects and somehow the examiner expects you to remember all of them. 😭😂 Then drug interactions arrive. Drug A increases Drug B. Drug C decreases Drug D. Drug E must never be given with Drug F. Drug G should be taken before food. Drug H after food. Drug I without food. At this point, even the drugs need relationship counseling. 😂💔 Exam period is where Pharmacology becomes spiritual. Question: "State four mechanisms of action of fluoroquinolones." My brain: "This drug is used to treat... something." 😭😂 The answers were inside my head. Unfortunately, they were undergoing first-pass metabolism. Only a tiny fraction reached the exam booklet. 😂💔 Then you leave the exam hall. Suddenly every mechanism returns. Every side effect. Every interaction. Even the ones that weren't asked. Apparently, the knowledge had excellent bioavailability. It simply refused to cross the blood-brain barrier during the exam. 😭😂 That's when I realized Pharmacology isn't just about drugs. It's about remembering enough information to make Google feel unemployed. Pharmacology taught me that the real adverse effect wasn't the drugs... It was studying them. 😂💔

@the_smallie And it's like Martinelli has read your tweet

Brazil need a goal and they are bringing on Martinelli 😂😂😂

Donc c'est confirme On peut utiliser un nomd'utilisateur pour masquer son numero telephone aux inconnus sur Whatsapp

#RECHERCHE 🔬 Une nouvelle découverte scientifique majeure signée UCAD ! L'UCAD annonce la découverte de Neobacillus camarae, une nouvelle espèce bactérienne identifiée à partir du microbiote du lait maternel au Sénégal. Nommée en hommage au Pr Makhtar Camara, cette avancée, issue d'une collaboration avec l'IHU Méditerranée Infection / Université Aix-Marseille, ouvre de nouvelles perspectives dans la lutte contre la malnutrition infantile. Le @Prabkandji félicite le Pr Makhtar Camara et toute l'équipe de recherche pour cette distinction qui honore l'UCAD, le Sénégal et la recherche africaine. Lire l'article : drive.google.com/file/d/12xMQv2… #ucad #Kebetu #ComPublique #Science #Recherche #Innovation #Microbiologie #Santé #MalnutritionInfantile #Sénégal

Et Le rêve japonais ne s'est pas realisé Brazil marque a la 96" #BRZWC2026

La grande surprise Brazil est mené 1-0 a la mi-temps #JAPWC2026

@fascinatingonX Will the immune system accept it after ???

🚨JUST IN: Doctors in China have successfully transplanted a liver and two kidneys from a genetically modified pig to a patient with brain death😱

Mai's ce qui contestent cet acte es çv 😟

@Atlas5pd Comme Yamal Le fait au classico on est meme plus fort que Lui Dan's Les tirs Le Roi du Maroc est là on s'inquite meme pas

Est-ce que le Sénégal est-il capable de marquer un but face à Thibaut Courtois ?

@zillionokoye Interstate

I just found a $40 update‼️ Get paid to record videos, photos and voice. I'm sending to the first 300 persons👍

@LakmadRachid @rg14435 @ENDMTrolls_ Right about what ??

@samson_mb @rg14435 @ENDMTrolls_ he's right 🔼

Selon certains, la réaction des Autrichiens après le but de l'Algérie🇩🇿 laisse penser qu'il y avait un accord préalable. Cette vidéo est présentée comme un élément à l'appui de cette interprétation.

Mai's ces sont Les deputés de la rupture 😱🫣qui font ça @PastefOfficiel

Bon c'est quoi les regles de ce jeu ?

Bonne nouvelle pour les femmes🤩 🚨Un nouveau vaccin contre le cancer du sein a été développé qui est 75 % plus efficace #SenMed🇸🇳

@arabe2cordoue @ENDMTrolls_ ça suce pas mais ça s'appelle "Vanner"😅

@samson_mb @ENDMTrolls_ Et ceux qui se mêlent d’un problème en prenant parti sont des suceurs, tout à fait toi 🇸🇳SUCEUR 🫵🫵🤣

Arbitre là ça doit etre indien sans doute 😅 La meme les Nigerians font mieux🫣