Below avg. golfer

QUICK! What golf ball are you currently playing? 💬💬💬

@TMZ Better man than me. I don’t fuck with snakes

🐍 RFK Jr. double-fists snakes having sex.

@stoolgambling @barstoolchicago

Michael Jordan was selected 3rd overall in the 1984 NBA Draft… Which player was drafted 2nd overall? @barstoolchicago

@austinsprops Rare time when a line change benefited me

Truly painful. ✅Davis Martin 4.5 Ks O ✅Payton Tolle 5.5 Ks O ❌Julian Champagnie 15.5 PR O ❌Grayson Rodriguez 5.5 Ks O Speechless hook with Champagnie again, not to mention a brutal hook w GRod. Absolutely loved our reads today. Back to work, this evens out tomorrow.

@OldManBish @GlassJoeJP @GlassJoeJP would wear that all around Italy while taking family pics

Trying on my outfit for tomorrow and all I can wonder is how many Surfsides @GlassJoeJP needs before he mentions me flashing my pee pee and I need to put him through a table.

@JunksRadio @thestarboard Bish still gonna call out Friday

With the infamous Monty at @thestarboard in Dewey Beach.

@MyGolfSpy @Evnroll

What's the one putter you've stuck with the longest? Mine is the @Evnroll ER2. Been using it on and off since 2016. Drop yours below.

@KendoVT He had the butterfish last night

Higgo late to his tee time. 2 stroke penalty. He is not a serious golfer…

@OldManBish Did you know Metallica played in that stadium? Caused an earthquake!!! I should’ve went

You better believe I got all the details on this and can’t wait to talk about it on Monday. You won’t believe what an IDIOT this guy is. Donkey donk.

@JunksRadio Did Bish retire? 3 way chop is gonna be sweet

Happy Friday! Let’s go! go.audacy.com/thefandc/the-s…

@JunksRadio @CapitalOneArena Tell these young kids I used to hoop

The #CapitalClassic is tomorrow at @CapitalOneArena. Today we had two of the best HS players in the country stop by to promote the legendary event: Baba Oladotun who is heading to UMD and Quinn Costello who will play at Michigan. They are not short.

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13-Run Pool Accepting payment NOW🚨 Buy-in $110 $100 goes to pool $10 to charity $3000 winner take all The kids at Little Flower are truly deserving & it’s a great cause! Use my Venmo tip jar. In body of your payment, you MUST include your Twitter handle! Questions? DMs open.

@dom_lucre I though that was Steve-O

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood blogger Perez Hilton announced that he had an encounter with God 3 weeks after her was hospitalized. Hilton: ”God presented himself to me”

@chaddukes Poor mans Pasadena. Just ask @matt_valdez

Greetings from The Glen Burnie Center of Higher Learning!

@chaddukes Marley Station and Bubbas 33

Headed to Glen Burnie tomorrow.

🔥🚨WATCH: The CIA had access to real-time aerial tracking of an entire city, follow all vehicles and reverse engineer their locations in in 2012. This is footage is what they were willing to show then, what are they hiding now?

@HawkEmDownChris Donny Baseball

Age yourself by naming an MLB first baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Albert Pujols.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Libertarian congressman Agustín Pelli has been hospitalized after Peronist Marcelo “Pichón” Segura broke his nose with a headbutt as he was trying to aid help flood victims in Tucumán and he was blocking the road.

@StuartFeiner When Stu knew some religions but his friend knew all religions

POOL OPENS MAY 1 AND 1982 & 1985 SWIMSUIT PICS PLUS SOME 1976 & 1979 STU WITH HAIR PICS. STILL HERE.

@CamIsMoney18 All 6 together paid +1203 Thanks

College Baseball Recap Miami/Mississippi ST +127✅ Florida/Alabama +105✅ Arizona ST/San Diego +150✅ College Baseball YTD 7-1 +7.26u Bring em out bring em out🧹🧹🧹