Showtime at the El Sleazo

a beautiful woman named beep is trying to contact me through my carbon monoxide alarm

Because the alternative is to institutionalize severely disabled people. This keeps them with their family members For example, I know someone who has a young disabled son who has to sleep on a ventilator each night to stay alive and this program allows him to live with his family instead of hours away in a care facility If this program weren’t available, she would have to work 40 hours a week to institutionalize him. Because of it, she is able to provide him 24-7 care instead of a stranger

@_parasocial People I taught with hated this song so much, lol

this got censored from most radio stations because of the whole being about a school shooter thing

Me liking every post calling Geno a Bitch:

Geno: They're beating our kids up. I got a player with a ripped jersey. *Camera pans to Sarah ripping her own jersey* ..yeahhhhhh .the internet is about to eat that one up..

DAWN AND GENO LETS GET NEGATIVE

i’m about to animorph into a periodical cicada so i can sleep for 17 years and then just wake up and scream and die

I feel like Geno saying Dawn is “ranting and raving” seems kinda racist & sexist

it just gets to a point...

How I’ve been for 8 years

Yesterday, a Senator said to me, “I’ve never seen people fight so hard to defend child abusers,” referring to the group of WV lawmakers fighting tooth and nail against Raylee’s Law.

@PhilKabler Live look-in at freshman orientation in WV colleges and universities, probably

@PanasonicDX4500 Yeah, I mean this kind of makes me want to vape: youtu.be/TzbtBF8I82o?si…

they were right to take cigarette ads off tv, I would’ve smoked a pack a day if I saw this when I was 14

This pigeon was doing some kind of display on our air conditioner. I have no idea what was going on but it was easily the most impressive pigeon I’ve ever seen

@MKupperman @ThaumPenguin Look at Mr. Fancy Pants!

Remembering Terry – in our hearts and in our bookshelves. #TerryPratchett

@PratchettOnline @terryandrob FB memories reminded me- one of my students and I cried when we saw the news eleven years ago.

That one berry trying to mold all the other berries

pro tip for my fellow broke millennials: the spoken word has roughly the same resolution as physical media and you can usually find a storyteller among friends. i got jurassic park told to me for $5 and the only downside is that they have to pause to take sips of water.