𝖎𝖑𝖑𝖚𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖎 𝖍𝖔𝖙𝖙𝖎𝖊

“Which fictional death affected you the most?” 𝘚𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘦𝘦𝘬, 𝘮𝘺 𝘴𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘺𝘦

@notviking So no one else thought (hoped) this was a clever Count Olaf joke?!

@AITA_reddit Fuck them edits.

Honestly I relate to calling off an entire potential relationship just because the train’s taking too long

@milverton_saint Aren’t you supposed to be permanently banned from here?!

I came out as gay on my Insta earlier and lost ✨ 8 cis male followers ✨ within an hour lmfao. 🥴❤️‍🔥💋

Staying present. …a love language.

okay i’m convinced quora is the final frontier of social media and we should all be participating

Me eyeing the “when did you know he hated you” trend even though I know damn well my ADHD ain’t gonna allow me to pick a fucking story OR open up

As a Taurus I really be sitting in restaurants eating and judging like I’m Gordon Ramsey.

I'ᴍ ʟᴇɢɪᴛɪᴍᴀᴛᴇʟʏ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏғ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴡᴀʟᴋᴇᴅ ᴀʟʟ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇsᴇ ɪɴsᴇᴄᴜʀᴇ ʙᴀʙɪᴇs ᴡʜᴏ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴇɴ.

@mamaspry Just do it 🤭

Thank you @daddyissuesband for spending 1,483 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/7tWI905… 🥺 top 0.1% of listeners?! Ahhh!

I opened this Twitter account with the sole hope that I could somehow get @KelciSaffery to talk to me about tigers, wish me luck y’all 🐅