walking abortion

@jota_snchez in my experience the best words for someone else's depression are: "that sucks; i empathize with you, and when you're ready i am here to listen."

「A una persona con depresión: lo que NO debes decir」 🔴 Contraproducente ・“Esfuérzate” ・“Sé positivo” ・“Espabila” ・“Todos lo pasan mal” 🟡 Sin mala intención ・“Hay gente peor” ・“No te esfuerces” ・“Descansa” ・“Le das demasiadas vueltas” 🔵 Palabras que sí ayudan ↓

@blacknredtext it has to sleep sometime. i smear the knife with my own leavings, to coat it with germs the trex has no defense against, knick it with the knife and flee before it wakes. repeat as many times as i need to for it to die to disease. i doubt month will be fully needed.

Interesting scenario

Name a game you’ve completed more than 7 times… using just a GIF

@amagicmantv ima basic bitch. charizard

Giving a Steam Game to someone that comments their favorite pokemon 💬 Ends in 120 minutes 🪄

No cheating, post the last saved dog pic on your phone

@schiz04renic well, worst case scenario they trace your number unsolicited and call the cops on you. like one cunty former friend of mine.

Is calling a suicide hotline worth it... I mean, what can they say except "don't do it"?

@Wthmoni 14

I see 10 and you ?? Be honest

@boxdotfun hi

Deleting in 24h. Like this post and reply “hi”, we’ll send you a surprise in DMs 📦

@IHaveGrit96 Disagree. We don’t get mad at people calling it fake because we don’t aknowledge it’s scripted, produced nature. We get mad at people calling wrestling fake because the term is derogatory. It diminishes the legitimate work people put into it and makes it seem effortless

You literally have a show called Unreal which exposes the business as not being real. You can’t get mad when people call it fake anymore. It’s not like the old days when the legends hardly broke kayfabe and protected the business.

@Matt_Pinner Anus in clench; circa 1995

What would you call this piece of art?

@PlanetOfMemes Chipotle

What happened to this poor toilet? 🚽

@OllieDreamer Nightmare. Know it’s a basic pick but it’s the series mascot for a reason.

Who’s your favorite SoulCalibur character? m.twitch.tv/olliedreamer

@rubywasthere @CameronCortina1 In the first movie they make a joke about a sequel that they call “spaceballs 2: the search for more money.”

@CameronCortina1 i'm still trying to get it buh i don't, can someone explain

it was RIGHT THERE MAN

@MarvelExrth616 ..this makes zero sense, which unfortunately given marvel’s recent history makes it more believable

Edward Norton's Hulk is rumoured to return in Avengers Doomsday as an Variant? It is rumoured that Edward Norton's Hulk will return and appear in Avengers: Doomsday alongside Eric Bana's and Mark Ruffalo's Hulks. Apparently, this character will be a variant from the MCU with Edward Norton's face. - It's confirmed that this Hulk variant will be an ally of the resistance heroes and will also face several Wolverine variants in Avengers: Secret Wars. - This version of Hulk will be very strong and uncontrollable when fighting various enemies, especially Doctor Doom.

@Matt_Pinner “Out of respect to the rest of the world not perpetuating the dark ages; kindly fuck off” the only reasonable reply to such a bullheaded demand.

if a Muslim neighbor demands you remove your dog to respect Islam, what would you do?

@screentime I remain baffled at casting Roman reigns as akuma. If you wanted a wrestler to play the murderous elder Japanese fighter, minoru Suzuki is literally as close to a real life akuma as you could ever get.

New trailer for Street Fighter has released In theaters October 16

@oku_yungx "ditto."

I need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

@josh_uglyasf shed have all my attention for the rest of her life. her very suddenly short life.

She did this to her husband’s ps5 because he doesn’t give her attention… gentleman how would you react in this situation?

@AscendTrue Bullshit and rage bait used to be two different things

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Los liberales están enloquecidos tras los rumores de que se planea construir una enorme estatua de Jesús, el Cristo de la Libertad, en el puerto de Nueva York para honrar la herencia cristiana de Estados Unidos. ¿Cuál es tu reacción?

@Velvet_Drgn @EiratheIntern /sarcasm well yeah, population control. That’s why the cannibals are on itinerary. C’mon get with it bruh.

@EiratheIntern and people want a flag of earth to try and be neutral and include all humans, yeah the cannibal tribe that smears shit on their faces really needs to be included in humanity's march to the stars

The way we treat uncontacted tribes is a crime against humanity. We should be contacting *every* uncontacted tribe and give them modern medicine. Any argument against is just a noble savage fantasy from rich academics.