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glad i got to experience disney channel and nickelodeon before they fell off

A ngga will eat yo pssy today and eat another btch pssy today! Thought I was gonna say tomorrow no btch today

My talking stage. SHE: I don’t like guys that smoke. Will you stop smoking weed or lose interest over her ? Tell me how to go about this.

What song are you listening to right now?

Doja Cat is top 3

that guy tried to warn her but she didn’t listen

What are u starting to dislike more as u get older?

@_Gottalovezik Time flies 🥲

"2015 was over a decade ago"

biggest scam ever: apartment charging pet fees but not children fees. my dog literally lays on a blanket all day while i can literally hear children beating on the walls

“ it’s just a 2 days trip ” Me:

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

Larry the lobster from Spongebob would be so fire in seafood boil that meaty ass mf

i hate when people say you don't need weed to relax. you don't need a pillow to sleep but it fucking helps bitch. let me chill.

We are living in s generation we're people "in love" are free to touch each other's private part but cannot touch each other's phone because they're private 😔

Stop entertaining gossip about other people.

Be honest… how many times a day do you randomly remember you need to get rich?

thanks to whoever invented the french toast, french fries and french kiss..

Nobody: john cena’s timeline because bro follows one million people

So soft 🫠