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This is a holding message to pre-empt being asked the question as to who I would prefer as the next manager. I want Coco the Clown. A respected name on a historical scale who will improve us both technically and tactically ahead of the current manager

“There is no question in my mind, that the best and most appropriate solution to this problem is not monetary policy, is to reopen the Strait of Hormuz,” Andrew Bailey after I asked him if now facing the worst case scenario. Not at all convinced by the markets assumptions on lots of rate rises having interviewed the Governor…

Chelsea players were warned not to form their infamous huddle around the ball against Newcastle United – but did so anyway, leading to the farcical encircling of referee Paul Tierney Read our exclusive by @SamWallaceTel below 🖇️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

📽️ There have been many scary, unnerving days in this latest Gulf war. But the past 24 hours was particularly bad. Why? Because both sides are now causing lasting damage to the world economy's life support system. Our latest primer on the econ consequences of this war👇

Tommy Robinson protesting against Ukraine at the Ukrainian embassy, December 2022 One of the most recent of many articles detailing Tommy Robinson's links to Russia: bylinesupplement.com/p/tommy-robins…

Bloke reckons he's hiding obvious crush on female friend really well: link in reply

A really honest and vulnerable moment from the #UCLToday crew to open today's show 🥹❤️

Uncapped 22-year-old Harvey Vale earned his first Ireland call-up following a fine solo display for QPR against Leicester on the weekend, which saw Vale involved in all three of the goals 🔥☘️

TOCFCWS: Extended: Chelsea 0-3 PSG (AGG 2-8) | Video chelseafc.com/en/video/ucl-e… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Rosenior: 'There is a resilience and determination to put things right' chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC Apparently not...

The Danish military sent explosives and blood supplies to Greenland in January as part of contingency planning for a US attack, as tensions with Donald Trump escalated over his push to take control of the Arctic island. ft.trib.al/PPgFBYf

The scales have fallen from my eyes. Trump is useless. Netanyahu is daddy now: link in reply

Six genius ways women will snatch victory from the jaws of defeat in an argument: link in reply

Matchday BTS 🎥 | Chelsea vs Brighton | CFCW 2025/26 youtu.be/CU6G4v2XhnQ?si…

TOCFCWS: Training gallery: Working toward Everton! chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Teenage Kicks: Yisa Alao chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Reece and Lauren James Cup round up | Video chelseafc.com/en/video/reece… via @ChelseaFC

TOCFCWS: Blues lift the Reece and Lauren James Cup! chelseafc.com/en/news/articl… via @ChelseaFC

Museum of 1970s sex euphemisms to open in Leeds: link in reply

Roman Abramovich: Govt offers meeting over Chelsea sale £2.35bn despite threatening legal action if it wasn't handed over by March 17. thetimes.com/sport/football…

Father so sad he can't swear in front of toddler any more: link in reply