what to actually do (it's worked every single time):
1. breathe in as much as you can
2. take one more sharp breath in
3. hold it for 10 seconds
4. swallow
5. breathe out
chase@_chase_____
having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s
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