@StayDrunkI No way people are actually saying that this invalidates all of Christianity.
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@smartfella72 In the Bible, Jesus says that the mustard seed is the smallest seednin the world. But that's not true, orchid seeds are. Christians BTFO
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You know I thought the "orchid seed dilemma" was a way to poke fun at the Muslim dilemma. But no, I think these people are deadass. There's no way, right?
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I can tell when people are obviously joking but for some reason feel compelled to respond literally and it makes me look like an autistic sperg
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Fucking NRG how do you throw a 12-0 lead? I have never seen a harder choke in cs history. The worst part is that they cost the Americas a slot. AHHHH I HATE NA CS!!!!!
Christian Heiens 🏛@ChristianHeiens
The Europeans are praising NRG Stadium.
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@TarheelRomanist It's neat that it blew up but it's kind of annoying.
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A vast majority of the comments are people failing to understand the joke. Maybe the Jews are onto something with the goy...
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I will never have a high school romance with my childhood friend in the Kyudo club. I think a certain Semitic tribe from the Middle East is to blame...
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@WretchedEsq You were so close to understanding the joke...
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@smartfella72 "It's da JoOs fault I wasn't born in Japan".
They wouldn't be in to a taco monkey like you anyway
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I will never have a high school romance with my childhood friend in the Kyudo club. I think a certain Semitic tribe from the Middle East is to blame...
𝙷𝚊𝚒𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗@HaibaraStation
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They got OG Card Captor Sakura on the TV at the sushi place.
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@uindourika I guess they kinda look similar if you squint really hard.
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posting "anthony bourdain kinda looks like jeffrey epstein" and the amount of backlash from people who tweet about "yearning" and retweet david lynch edits is so immense that a dislike button spontaneously materializes on the website for my post and my post only
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I have to stop watching holomems playing horror games before bed, those clips always give me weird dreams, not nightmares but just strange dreams.
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@aspiring_deer "I want to be a [trillionaire] so freaking bad."
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I'd force Tama-chan to dress really girly, have someone do her make up, and go on a date with me, and get her to go along with it by calling it guts training.
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