@namomnetempus As long as it has lumps and isn’t the consistency of baby food, I don’t care how you get there.
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@snowwode
You ain’t so big, you just tall that’s all. #SaveWimbledonPark from insufferable NIMBYs.
London, England انضم Ağustos 2020
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@Shiv_who_burns 😬
I’m on neither side really, just loyal to my City-supporting moots.
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@snowwode Oh you’re on the wrong side ☹️
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@CageFooName At time when face masks were compulsory on trains and in shops, I kept mine on walking between the two. A chugger got up in my face to tell me how silly I looked, while blowing cigarette smoke in my face. I made a complaint but the process was designed to frustrate so dropped it.
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A chugger once refused to believe that I worked a minimum wage job and literally shouted at me when I said the standing order would tip me further into overdraft each month. I have never donated to the Red Cross since because of that
Grace@graceyldn
They really don’t take no for an answer do they? Fed up of trying to tell them that I cannot give to another charity when I, myself, am a charity case.
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@BradfemlyWalsh I won’t be watching James Bond but I like my tea Michael B Jordan and my toast Rege-Jean Page.
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@BradfemlyWalsh Why have they organised this like one of those “How do you take your tea?” posts?
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Idris Elba. But it's more likely to be probably be Fassbinder. Hardy, Murphy, Holland and Kaluuya are all a bit short. I also think Regé-Jean Page would be excellent in the role (also: hot as balls), but he's probably not quite famous enough.
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner
Who would you pick to play the next James Bond?
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@JamieScorer2 @AFCWimbledon Ha ha - I thought you had some exclusive injury news for a moment there!
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What's been your favourite away moment this season? Let us know in the comments, Dons ⤵️
ONE HOUR TO GO: Wigan (A) tickets will go off online sale at 1pm today 🚨
Wimbledon fans can buy on the day at the host club's stadium - thanks for your support, COYD! 🫡
#AFCW 🟢⚫
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@wigShoppeIII @aarddark I was literally *just* having this discussion with someone when pointing out my least favourite section of the Thames Path (it's between Putney and Richmond and it's because of fucking joggers).
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Tricky.
I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 24th 2026 (Tricky), in less than 11 minutes
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cluesbysam.com
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I’ve got Antipoodean, Kanapoo, Crocodile Dungdee and Margo Jobbie, but too busy to keep going
BBC News (World)@BBCWorld
Woman trapped in poo for three hours after outback toilet collapses bbc.in/3Qv8su3
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I'd take a trumpet over a violin any day
threetimedaddy@threetimedaddy
If you think you’ve had a bad day, my 9 year old came home from school with a trumpet.
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@kholden @JohnHundeslit @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan Yes, anyone can be an intellectual if we just redefine “intellectual”.
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@JohnHundeslit @PiersUncensored @piersmorgan I don’t define intellectuals as academics sitting around jerking each other off. I see intellectuals as people that have interesting and different ideas on things and that are willing to openly discuss them and be challenged.
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🚨 Dropping tomorrow…
@piersmorgan sits down with Russell Brand for a striking, two-hour Uncensored interview.
Nothing off limits.
Don’t miss it 👇
SUBSCRIBE: youtube.com/piersmorganunc…
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