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@sololveig

you are not real to me and i’m socially inept so please don’t seriously consider talking to me just tell me i’m funny and my mind is attractive

SHE/HER!!!/21 انضم Haziran 2025
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
do you guys think i am the most angelic female gooner to bless this earth?
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what if i pop the pain away then i slide the pain away
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when i know too many people on here i have to avoid this app
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damn i still have work to do☹️
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
some men i would keep as representative court jesters of the male population and the rest i would kill off
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
the plug is on my phone 🤤
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
i keep messing up and i’m trying not to be unreasonable about it but i’m a couple minutes away from calling a firing squad
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When someone calls me sweetheart I’m like I didn’t consider that could be an acceptable identity for me
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
can someone take me to the dispensary
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gods strongest shrimp
gods strongest shrimp@ifrydarice·
just saw a mid white guy reading a book #crush
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
single manning the floor right now (against company policy, my favourite coworker called in)
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
we’ve waited (i have)…. for this day… RI DAY !!!! 🎉🎉
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
i wish people would stop calling me to get me to see their text
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
i am so wise… the knowledge i have is vast… (i am not able to practically apply the concept of stranger danger)
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
GLOCK (in my) LAP EVERYWHERE (i’m) STRAPPED !
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do you guys want to share with me what’s in your gallery #nosy
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Sparrow
Sparrow@sparrowincrisis·
Completely Exhausted
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
hello now. update : feeling very sleepy.
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magpie ☘️@sololveig·
some of you guys are like really weird and i probably wouldn’t interact with you more than one time just to be sure outside of the screen i think
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