nobody important

Bro, some of those tricks are legit really good!

Why does pre-booking seem impossible for men?

“CO KANE WITH A BAGGY ITS AN 8 BALL” “COKESLAM 💀” PRO WRESTLING IS THE FUNNIEST THING ON EARTH LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There’s an *awful* amount of blues outside of my house to have pulled over one *allegedly* stolen car.

Nobody else at the gym this morning. Guess the #NewYearNewMe crowd didn’t last long this year.

Allegedly, no one goes to the gym after *gardening*. Let’s talk about it?

Still waiting.

sorry not sorry

i do my best 😭

2025: the year the music died

My dog has food in his bowl that he did not finish, but will glare longingly while I’m having dinner.

It's time.

FB keeps stopping my music. As if it’s a sign to stop using that platform.

Mighty Final Fight Forever is an incredible remake by Bouncer Games of the classic NES game, with more playable characters (even Kyle Travers!) Thanks @belmonteir0o for the coop Full video: youtube.com/watch?v=19VX3-… #finalfight #beatemup #openbor

Learned this today

@somehispanicguy That's the lie they need to believe in or their entire identity is shattered.

I had a question about why poor pendejos defend billionaires, but honestly I'd *much* rather fistfuck a cabron with broken glass and sulfur than to listen to them try to debate me about how, "Hard work will get you to where they are," when they're in the same boat as me.