Megan Myers

Evergreen

For all the people whining about the menopause ad, I hope you see it one million more times.

This looks adorable! More sweet and wholesome games please and thank you, universe.

Good.

Did I cry? OF COURSE I DID.

del Toro's Pinocchio is astonishingly beautiful and would make you forget D made a version this year if you, like me, hadn't already forgotten.

Sometimes you say nothing, not because you have nothing to say, but because you know the people you are saying it to won’t receive it.

If only there was some sort of seasonally appropriate story about the ills of one man having too much money and being awful to everyone.

My teenager doesn't even get this combative and angsty

Excellent responses. My answer: spoons and spatulas. I have 1200; stop giving them to me.

Everyone encouraging me to move to Mastadon is really underestimating how tired I am.

9yo: It’s so close to 2023! Me: yeah… 9yo: Breath of the Wild 2 is almost out! Me: sure May you also have long-lasting excitement for something that doesn’t come out for another 7 months.

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Plus my husband takes care of the turkey, so I only need to throw together a few things on the day of. Highly recommend.

This will be my third year doing a joint-hosting Thanksgiving with @StephieCooks. We divide up the dishes and eat dinner at 6pm, making for a relaxed, food-filled day where we don't have to get out of bed before 9am.

@latorres Especially if you have a weighted blanket! The worst.

I never understood people’s issues with putting on duvet covers - I’ve had twin and queen - until I got a king. That was a workout! Taking the rest of the day off.

Last month in Scotland…

If Thanksgiving dinner is not in your budget, Home Sweet Home Ministries will serve free meals in its facility at 303 E. Oakland Ave. in Bloomington. pantagraph.com/news/local/yes…

@mladydwinter I don't know about others, but for me I really just got too busy to really be on. I missed the community we built.

@stetted I'm actually surprised at all the OGs still on my list. Pleased, too.

Twitter may be a dumpster fire, but the real dumpster fire was the friends we made along the way.

@aneelee Also everything is black, no other colors. Maybe silver.