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@ichirpy @dsal1829 @fasc1nate No they made of ham and burgers

@spectatorindex Fcuk Trump. Fcuk israel

BREAKING: Strikes on Iran's strategic Kharg Island

@_MtuTano Yani mnakula lunch nasijatoka kwa kitanda?

Mwala nini lunch wadau?

@Makiadi_ @georgenjoroge_ Nlikushow juzi?🤣

@georgenjoroge_ Life has no formula😂😂😂😂😂

It’s either my uncle Waruthu is heavily bewitched… or the man is the luckiest dropout kikuyu in the history of Kenya. This man dropped out in Class 6. No degree. No biashara. No master plan. Just inherited land and some anointed timing. He starts in Kingeero with a plot left by his father. Then boom Western Bypass construction comes slicing through it, then KeNHA appears and tells him, “Waruthu, kindly move, but first collect your 16 million.” Now a serious man would sit down, call a fundi, maybe an architect, maybe even think of rentals, biashara, mabati ya tenants, something sensible. Not Waruthu. Waruthu buys land in Gitaru for 4 million, puts up a 3-bedroom house, then takes the rest of the money and launches a one-man campaign of alcohol, women and complete financial vandalism. The man did not spend money. He attacked it. Two years later, before the dust even settles, KeNHA returns again. This time for the Gitaru-Kikuyu interchange. I’m not joking. Same man. Same story. Same government. Another cheque. 19 million. At this point you stop calling it luck. This is now a calling. He moves to Manguo near Limuru town, buys about three-quarter acre, builds again for around 4 million, then does exactly what he had done before. Not almost. Not roughly. Exactly. House first, then the balance is taken hostage by bars, women and enjoyment until nothing remains except memories and hangovers. Any other human being would learn. Waruthu? Waruthu behaves like a man who thinks compensation is a monthly salary. Then last November Ruto launches the Rironi-Nakuru-Mau Summit Road project. Now tell me why this man’s land is again sitting next to the highway like it had been booked in advance. Again the government comes. Again they acquire. Again Waruthu is paid. This time 25 million. You people, there are men who hustle for 20 years and never smell 5 million. This fool has made a full career out of being removed by road projects. He doesn’t farm. He doesn’t build wealth. He doesn’t invest. He just keeps positioning himself where tarmac will eventually develop feelings. The last report we got was that he had moved to Ponda Mali in Nakuru. Either there’s a powerful mganga somewhere blessing his land papers… or God has a very twisted sense of humour when it comes to my uncle. The man is turning Kenyan infrastructure into his personal ATM. Respect. 😂

AI or not, I'm beating this meat tonight

@DerrickUdu55582 @Hey__Z @musakuru45 @AmimoPhin @Talism_an @sheph_murithi @Fabian_Imports I understand the nominal value ya ksh30k todate is high, but still that's a 60yrs old vehicle pal

@stonriy @Hey__Z @musakuru45 @AmimoPhin @Talism_an @sheph_murithi @Fabian_Imports

Not to criticize your work but, I just wonder how such cars are sold at such exaggerated price. Hii Gari back in 1970s ilikua only 30k. You Want 200k for the sane ?best naeza toa ni 60k

@Osama_otero Being friends with people like you is the worst thing a man can do. Sasa ulifanya tuchukie hadi Billy the goat. You tainted your whole crew. Umbwa

@stonriy Haha you are nothing Kirubi so relax

After Person Of Interest tonight, naamua this week itakuwa sasa The Wire.

@Osama_otero Sina ubaya kevin. Usiniseme kwa babako

@stonriy Hehe

@Osama_otero HaiyA Kumbe you know me. NIS wewe

@stonriy Festus acha kulia kama a lil bich. Heal aki😂

@AKchumo Take them to the hospital?

How do you know whether somebody is bipolar…?

🤣🤣🤣 mii huona ukitishia watu online na mtaa ulikua weri naisha. Sit down kijana ya kucome. Btw hukuzaliwa kibich. Wee ni boy wa kucome , tunakujua sana

@Richiemash_ Huko mtu hutumia 20k easy one night. Sodom that one

I'm never going back to Roysambu

@Osama_otero Anyway, I can't judge you, history shows all the collaborators became wealthy af. Hope you bake good cake with this regime son, But from me , I wish you nothing but a terrible life ahead.

@stonriy Ilikuwa greed na stupidity. Na iko engraced in my DNA.

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@netanyahu Africa stands with Iran. Fcuk Trump,fcuk israel fcuk the US!

GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS, GOD BLESS ISRAEL, AND GOD BLESS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!

@mutanumuema Been accused of very many things stupid never one of them

@stonriy Don't be stupid

29° as at 9:02pm in Vipingo Wueh!

@Osama_otero Honest question, mbona ulitusaliti? Is it greed or stupidity is just engraved in your DNA? In your prime saizi ungekua umeeka space tukiwa locked discussing a vurugu rematch. You was set for greatness on this app but ukaamua kuikojolea. Why?

@stonriy Vipi

@kilundeezy 20 years on this app na bado you tweet like a grade 5 student! Shida ni gani wewe mkamba?

Jamaa alijiomgea 😂😂😂