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Your dad small as hell

Calling my dog from another room and hearing his paws hit the floor as he runs towards me

@rachelocool Ayooo 😭😭😭

@0smd1 @trappmode How are you even talking to us rn

*Has 11 missed calls from my mom* Me:

@PostMalone @brandyyy_0303 I NEED IT NOW!

9/6:)

@JoshPeckenpaugh @dylan_caudill On god I thought it was him....

you can’t tell me this isn’t dylan @dylan_caudill

@itssdarwinn twitter.com/taiiant/status…

@iam_vmgvii This the truest shit i’ve ever seen

Lifting weights iz awesome

@iam_vmgvii @chadrecon 😭

@chadrecon Do CrossFit

Really want to start Jiu Jitsu... really don’t want to eat more than 5,000 calories a day...

@cvrling Literally bruh

@freakin_dani @tacobell How tf you never had Taco Bell Dani 😐

This is the guy from every 80’s movie with the motorcycle who transfers in senior year with an alcoholic father who somehow ends up with the shy plain jane female main character by the end of the movie because she was the only one who could teach him it was okay to be vulnerable

@marissabriannaa Thanks Riss

@MochixButterfly @trappmode Mine too we were just working on getting it loose right here lol

@brainwxrms The a team

Me walking up to my coworkers to tell them about the disrespectful customer I just helped

@__sarahliz Liz it’s August 😭